Corrupt Wishes

Granted. :D
I bike for a wish.

Granted, you don't get one.
I wish I didn't need to double post to get thid game played again. :/

Granted, but you need to triple-post instead.
I wish for an MM pick on any of my levels.

Granted, MM lieks it, the rest of the world doesn't. muhahahahaha. :p
I wish you could read this. <--- Apparently he couldn't. :p

Wish?
I wish for a 55 inch flatscreen TV that is NOT BROKEN!

Highlight it. :D
Granted, you drop it after you recieve it.
I wish for a fish, and a dish for that fish.

Granted, you are arrested for copyrighting my dishes and fishes.
I wish that the lines at Fry's Electronics weren't so long :(

granted, but the lines no longer exist because they went out of business

I wish I had a flying fish

Granted, but it flies away.... never to be seen again.

I wish Aliens would visit us to show us their awesome dance moves.

Granted. One of their dances involve biting... off your head.

I wish next year will be better.

Granted, it will be better for me, for you on the other hand ... ;)
I wish I could relive the awesome moments from 2011.

no, time travel isnt on this planet. were to primitive they say. too stupid, too underdeveloped they say.. * walks off mumbling angrily *

i wish for a hover craft made of fruit bread.

Granted, but you get hungry and eat an essential component while hovering over a large body of water. You are stranded.

I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish.

Granted. Turns out you killed a puppy instead. Oops.

I wish I could see the stars at night.

Granted, but you're about to run into one and burn!

I wish for people to stop spamming.

Granted, but spammers bury you alive with Spam. (lolwut?)

I wish for............................................... .................................................. .....................................nothingness.

Granted. But by wishing for nothing, you're still wishing for something. /paradox

I wish Chris Farley wasn't dead.

granted but.. well i cant do that now can i? im not god. and god wouldnt even agree with bringing back the dead anyway.

i wish someone would save me. this fruit bread's absorbent.... brings it in like a sponge....

Granted. Fruit flies are sent to your rescue, though they'd rather save the nutrients in the bread,,.

I wish I had a burst of ideas so I can finish-up my story.

Granted, it ends up a Bestseller.
(That's right, I'm corrupting the rules instead of the wish!
WH4T NOW!?)
I wish to get those last 100 Rubiks Cube algorithms into my head already.