Corrupt Wishes

Gramted but when you fall asleep you vividly dream you are still here wanting to get off and go to bed.

I wish I was 10 years younger.

Granted, you are now ten years younger than Betty White.

I wish that the moon was made out of cheese.

Granted, you can't reach it.

I wish for a laptop.

Granted, but it's ten years old and is powered by steam.

I wish for a Tron lightcycle.

Granted, but it explodes as soon as you sit on it.

I wish I was a pie.

Granted, but then someone eats you.

I wish I didn't eat so much pie.

Granted, now you eat too much grass.

I wish that I could eat myself

Granted, you're starving, so you eat your mouth.

I wish for a pet monkey. (And don't corrupt this wish with allergies again.)

ok, granted, he's rabid

I wish I had an ultralight

Granted, but you get hungry and eat it.

I wish that I already knew everything that school has to offer me.

Granted, you're school can't offer anything.

I wish for MM to have more than 20 level slots for LBP2.

Granted, but you can't published anything that's not related to learning how to add.

I wish that I could win the game.

Granted. But after winning the game, you head into a downward spiral. Spending your winnings on gambling, excessive alcohol and drug intake, and ladies of the night. This leads you to a state of depression, which eventually leads to you being sent to Arkham Asylum for some reason.

I wish for eternal happiness.

Granted, your eternal happiness spans over the time you break a law.

I wish that I could spend an entire day with an infant because they're so cute.

Granted, but you have to change its diaper and it vomits on you numerous times.

I wish there was more time in a day.

Granted.

An extra hour is added to each day. Unfortunately, it's an extra work hour! :(

I wish that the person below me, gets his/her wish granted.

Granted, but you just started a paradox, according to this game.

I wish for less homework.

Granted, you'll get x3 tomorrow.
I wish for BB-code to make this visible.

Wow, I wish that Nys, a forum games veteran, would have made a wish

Granted, but it's a paradox wish.

I wish for ice cubes that won't make the drink taste different, but still make it cold!