Corrupt Wishes

Granted, you'll have to get it on top of the Mount Everest.
I wish for eternal doom in the vicinity of Yellowdets Moon. (Just grant it, don't corrupt.)

Granted, but he quickly put up a "I am rubber, you are glue" sign and the doom went to your moon.

I wish my car could fly

Granted, but you fly it straight into the void and are never seen again.

I wish that my eyes were black holes.

Granted, you meet your best friends and they get sucked in! Oh no!!!

I wish for a trip to the MM building.

Granted but when you get there it's closed for renovations.

I wish for a fantastic vacation.

granted. you vacation at the spot where the filmed the credits to the Fantastic Four movie

I wish The Hobbit was out now.

Granted, it sucks. :p
I wish for ... Pudding! =3

Granted, but it's tapioca! :cry:

I wish I had the time to go get Resident Evil Revelations for 3DS!

Granted, but you can't find it.

I wish that it would rain doom upon the universe. DOOOOOOOOOM!!!

Granted, but it rains only on you. Oh snap!

I wish I had enough money for both a PSVita and LBP for the PSVita.

Granted, but that's all the money you have. You don't earn any more money for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a date for Valentine's Day. (Yes I know.... forever alone :p)

Granted, she's ugly.

I wish for an iPad that is not broken and that I don't immediately drop (because I have gotten both of those before with different items)!

Granted, but Apple confiscates it because they think you're unworthy.

I wish that my head would implode upon itself.

Granted, but then you die, obviously.

I wish for 30 minute episodes of shows that are normally an hour long (specifically "Chopped").

granted, they show the credits for 30 minutes

I wish I hadn't have missed the final episode of Chuck

Granted, the TV/computer/whatever you're watching it on cuts off all the good parts.

I wish for nothing.

and that's what you get. you float around the nothingness all alone for ever and ever

I wish I had a dime for every time someone says, "Well paint my britches"

Granted, everyone stops saying it.

I wish that I would be more famous in LBP than I am now.

Granted. Everyone who knows you is a hater.

I wish for diamonds.

Granted, but a large diamond mine is discovered and diamonds lose all value.

I wish for a sammich.