Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but the sammich is the size of a fly.
I wish Media Molecule would put the Memoriser in LBP2.

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I miss the good old pre-war LBP days when we didn't have to dodge all these stupid bombs.

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granted, only this version has the memory of a goldfish. It can only remember 3 seconds at a time.

I wish I had an Alienware gaming PC

Granted by Aliens come and take it back to there home planet

Alien: Get your hands off my PC!

I wish I could have dark sunglasses, so i can Kill people with my awesome...

Granted, but you accidentally look in the mirror and kill yourself.
I wish somebody would make a LBP2 version of the Mario and Luigi RPG's.

Granted, but they cause a glitch in the server and destroy LBP for all eternity. I HOPE YOUR HAPPY >8(

I wish for mad skillz in creating.

Granted, everything you make is incredibly angry at you or something :P

Instead of more wishes, I wish for more Genies.

Granted, but they are all on lunch break for a billion more years.

I wish for a rock.

why does it always come back to a rock? What's so special about this rock? Granted, you get a drawing of a rock

I wish for a stick

Granted, it's burning.

I wish that I could make more money daily so I can get my PSVita more quickly.

Granted, but you never can find a PSVita and they stop manufacturing it. Also no one will sell one to you.

I wish for 99 BLUE balloons.

Granted, but they're made of lead.

I wish that my brother would at least try to make good levels in LBP.

Granted, he succeeds and makes levels so good that everyone else gives up in frustration, thus ending LBP

I wish I had a refrigerator box to play in

Granted, its still a refrigerator box, but it was modified to heat up stuff nstead of cooling it.
I wish I had wings, and then I could fly. (And probably crash into a tree. >_>)

You fly into a tree--wow, you totally called that one.

I wish I had more time to commit to art.

You have more time for the art, but no time for anything else!

I wish the Cool Levels page was not flooded with copied levels D:

Granted, they're not copied, but they are still crap.
I wish I could regain my throne as the Forum Game King.

Granted, but you only achieve said status because everyone left the forums.

I wish I was more skilled at playing guitar.

Granted, but your hands hurt from drawing, so you can't play.
I wish I could draw ponies only half as good as Xero ... >_>

Granted, you can only draw half of ponies.

I wish my computer did not suck

Granted, now it blows. D:
I wish for MOAR stuff.