Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but I'm a ghost and I came to haunt your dreams

I wish for a nice big cake.

Granted, OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM ... NOM ... Owait, YOU wanted a cake? Sorry. :S
I wish for the word Air Slash. (Wat?)

Granted, but it's writen in Morse (?)

I wish for Gravity Rush to launch already

Granted, you get my level: "The Gravity Caves" instead. >_>
I wish for ponies.

Granted, but they are not ponies. Not even horses. They are pink rocks.

I wish for spartans

You get Master Chief, aiming at you.

I wish for a miniature scale replica of the moon that can fit in the palm of my hand, and be used in a game of catch.

Granted, but it goes back into space while you play with it.

I wish that TV commercials would make sense.

Granted, they make so much sense that you instantly want to buy everything they advertise.

I wish my moon wasn't anti-gravity.

Granted, it has 5000% gravity.

I wish granola bars weren't so darn dry.

Granted, you now feel the motion of the ocean when you bite into your bar.

I wish for the moon to crash down in three days whilst glaring at everyone menacingly.

Granted, but a random kid wearing a green suit stops it.

I wish for a pizza

Granted, but a random mustachioed gentlemen in red ate it.

I wish for a mask.

Granted. Jason's mask. You then get arrested by the cops.

I wish I had... a narwhal named Steve.

Granted, you get midnight bacon.

I wish for a ball of water.

Granted, but it's a square. And it's soda.

I wish for a pocket medic.

Granted, it can only heal ants.

I wish that MM could actually make Randomisers random.

Granted, but now the rest of Logic Gates are random too. (don't ask me how)

I wish for a potato

Granted but if you eat it you, can never eat potatoes again !

I wish for a super fast Internet connection ! :)

Granted, you have to pay a 12345678910 [Insert Currency of your country here] per second to use it.
I wish for JETPACKS!!!1

Granted, but they are out of fuel.

I wish for the Tf2 Warehouse to stop being overstocked on everything D: