Granted. Your computer just exploded.
I wish for... ALL TEH LBPC TROPHIES!!
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Granted. Your computer just exploded.
I wish for... ALL TEH LBPC TROPHIES!!
granted, you receive them all at once and your profile crashes.
I wish for an old timey tractor.
Granted, but it's outdated. And broken,
I wish for a magic stone
Granted, to activate it you have to throw it. But it weighs 9 tons
I wish I was immortal
Grranted, you are now a statue.
I wish for a wizard robe.
Granted, it's a cheap bathrobe
I wish I could fly
Granted, but you accidentally fly into space, get radiation from the sun, turn into a cat with a cake for a body and start pooping a trail of rainbows.
I wish i was a ninja.
No.
I wish for derps.
You get derps, but they overload your brain and your FACE (yes, your face) explodes.
I wish to get my wish not granted on a tuesday. :D
Granted, its wednesday.
I wish for LEGO.
Granted you get Duplo!
I wish for bold writing
Wish and you shall receive, my child.
I wish for something else to do.
Granted, You now have the ability to corrupt wishes.
I wish for italics text.
Granted, but your browser doesn't show it when you use it.
I wish for a key to the LBPVita BETA. :rolleyes:
Granted, but you forget that your Vita doesn't come in until another two weeks.
I wish for unmatched intelligence.
Granted, you can never finish that game of match
I Wish I had infinite money
Granted, you lose it.
I wish that it would be easier to send my birthday party invitations! :devious:
Granted, but they go out so fast they do not get noticed and nobody comes D:
I wish for no bold text.
Granted, It's all white.
I wish i could shapeshift and still maintain my human mind.
Granted, it falls out of your toilet head.
I wish fo rno la g.