Corrupt Wishes

Granted. Your computer just exploded.

I wish for... ALL TEH LBPC TROPHIES!!

granted, you receive them all at once and your profile crashes.

I wish for an old timey tractor.

Granted, but it's outdated. And broken,

I wish for a magic stone

Granted, to activate it you have to throw it. But it weighs 9 tons

I wish I was immortal

Grranted, you are now a statue.

I wish for a wizard robe.

Granted, it's a cheap bathrobe

I wish I could fly

Granted, but you accidentally fly into space, get radiation from the sun, turn into a cat with a cake for a body and start pooping a trail of rainbows.

I wish i was a ninja.

No.
I wish for derps.

You get derps, but they overload your brain and your FACE (yes, your face) explodes.

I wish to get my wish not granted on a tuesday. :D

Granted, its wednesday.
I wish for LEGO.

Granted you get Duplo!

I wish for bold writing

Wish and you shall receive, my child.

I wish for something else to do.

Granted, You now have the ability to corrupt wishes.

I wish for italics text.

Granted, but your browser doesn't show it when you use it.

I wish for a key to the LBPVita BETA. :rolleyes:

Granted, but you forget that your Vita doesn't come in until another two weeks.

I wish for unmatched intelligence.

Granted, you can never finish that game of match


I Wish I had infinite money

Granted, you lose it.

I wish that it would be easier to send my birthday party invitations! :devious:

Granted, but they go out so fast they do not get noticed and nobody comes D:

I wish for no bold text.

Granted, It's all white.


I wish i could shapeshift and still maintain my human mind.

Granted, it falls out of your toilet head.

I wish fo rno la g.