Corrupt Wishes

Granted, you can never play online again.

I wish for good fame.

Granted. You're so admired by everyone that one day, you're dog-piled by ravenous fans. You suffocate under the massive mound of rabid admirers.

I wish there were more people around.

Granted, they're rebels against you.

I wish that I were older!

Granted, but your grandchildren refuse to visit you in your retirement home.
I wish for one fantastic sandwich.

Granted, you drop it on the floor on accident and all the parts fall out.

I wish for INFINITE PARTIES!!!!1!!!!1!!!1!1!!!!!

Granted. The Earth is not infinite, therefore patries cover the earth and suffocate everyone.

I wish for a wish.

Granted. The wish was death

I wish for death

Granted...I revive you.

I wish for a wish to not be wishing for a wishy wish.

Granted, wishes can't wish. But they couldn't anyway.

I wish I hadn't revived this thread.

Granted, you revived the "How to Make Permanent Switch?" thread.

I wish for a bigger, 16:9 TV, that isn't already broken, nor do I drop it once I get it, nor is it confiscated from me (because those have all happened to me with different items).

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

I wish for a bigger, 16:9 TV, that isn't already broken, nor do I drop it once I get it, nor is it confiscated from me (because those have all happened to me with different items).

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Granted, but it is stuck on the shopping network channel, unable to be turned off and on full volume.

I wish there was an LBPVita beta code for me.

Granted, Tarsier Studios decides to shut the beta down today.

I wish someone else would post.

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

Granted, Tarsier Studios decides to shut the beta down today.

I wish someone else would post.

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Granted,but since he's too busy he forgets to post.

I wish if none of you could corrupt my wish.;)

hellow i need help with a level please if u wanna get in the proyect just add me... the level name is Davincci last stand... most of it is made by wood you will understand if u get in how is the desing.

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Originally Posted by HellYeah1982

hellow i need help with a level please if u wanna get in the proyect just add me... the level name is Davincci last stand... most of it is made by wood you will understand if u get in how is the desing.

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Sorry this is the wrong thread.We are just playing a game,you know.

Granted, but I was just lying ;)

I wish I had a Roadster

Granted, but it explodes.

I wish my level worked properly D:

Granted, it kills your Sackboy forever.

I wish that LBPVita would come out sooner.

Granted, but you can't buy it.

I wish I had a better keyboard.

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Originally Posted by Valeview

Granted, but you can't buy it.

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I've already preordered it. :/


Anyway, granted, but it came with sticky keys. :)

I wish that my friend could stay at my house as long as I want.