Corrupt Wishes

Granted, he empties your fridge ... Every five seconds.
I wish for ... Whatever I don't wish for anything, make something up or something.

Granted. You get a giant flaming puppy taht sets yur house on fire :C

I wish I had that patience to complete skyrim.

No.
I wish I had Skyrim. :|

Granted, but you can't play it. Chilly took it or something.

I wish I had the patience to 100% LBP1.

Granted but you lack the skill.
I wish I had LBP1. (Deja vu! :S)

Granted, but you can only play the Bunker. Annd no checkpoints.

I wish I had a pair of earbuds.

Granted, but the speakers are blown out on them.

I wish that there would be no screaming daycare kids around me every day.

Granted. Now they are teenagers. They are stil screaming.

I wish the TF2 crafting system was more simple.

Granted, but now you can't make a sentry.

I wish for wishes.

Granted, but you only can use them for wish for more wishes which you will only be able to use to wish for wishes for wish for wishes, and like that infinitely.

I wish I could make sentries.

Granted, but the TF2 crafting system makes it extremely hard to make them.

I wish that I would stop being every other poster on this thread.

Granted. You can no longer post here, mister.

I wish for world peace.

Granted, but I thought you said "world piece", so now you have to reassemble the 1,000,000,000,000,000-piece puzzle that is the Earth.

I wish that my wish wouldn't get corrupted.

Granted, but you weren't specific, so it was carried out in song by Justin Bieber while he tries too hard to impress you.

I wish I had the LBPK beta

Granted, it takes 2 weeks to download. (The beta ends in less than 2 weeks.)

I wish I had an LBP crown.

Granted, but through a clerical error, your PSN name is changed to Latin-Player-11 and nobody can seem to fix it, and LP10 trolls you for copying off his name.

I wish it would stop raining.

Granted, but it starts blizzarding.

I wish that Just_Tom__ would accept my friend request!

Granted. He hacks your account afterwards.

I wish I wasn't so hungry.

Granted, you're so full that you start vomiting.

I wish that I was a year older.

Granted, but the growth spurt renders your thumbs inoperable, making it almost impossible to play LBP (or do most other things)

I wish it wasn't so dang hot outside.