Corrupt Wishes

granted, they did, but you were asleep and missed it.

I wish I could get going this morning.

Granted, but you die in a car crash.

I wish that Mnniska would accept my friend request.

Granted, you get invited to his pod to play slap tennis ... You're the ball.
I wish this game would stay alive.

Granted, but you'll be dead and it will be still alive. (Portal reference!)

I wish no one would act like a n00b.

Granted, but everyone turns into a H4Her O_o

I wish I weren't, ermm, forever available.

Granted, but now you're

http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces...ever-alone.jpg

I wish that I could take showers more quickly.

You drown in a flash flood.
I wish for hyphens. Hyphens everywhere.

o-k-b-u-t-n-o-w-y-o-u-c-a-n-'-t-u-n-d-e-r-s-t-a-n-d-a-n-y-t-h-i-n-g

I wish I didn't have to start school tomorrow :c

Granted, you have to start University.

I wish Uncharted on Crushing wasn't so hard.

Granted, now easy mode is hard.
I wish I had Resistance: Burning Skies.

Granted, but you don't have a PSVita/PS3 to play it. It turned into bacon. Rotten bacon.

I wish for Mann vs Machine to be faster to find a match.

Granted. The machine you fight against is omnipotent.

I wish that I didn't run out of ink.

Granted, you ran out of paper.

I wish magic existed.

Granted, you can only make more paperwork "magically" appear.

I wish upon a star.

Granted, it *CRASH* ... O_o ... I think he doesn't need to know any more ...
I wish for shtuff.

Granted, the "shtuff" is man-eating machines.

I wish that I didn't have to wait to play Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

Granted, you'll have to wait for the power outage to go away though.
I wish for Season 3 of MLP NAO!

Granted, it's utter crap.

I wish I wasn't oblivious at times. @_@

Granted, but now you know everything, and you're infamous for being a stalker.

I wish I could work at Tarsier Studios.

Granted, you can go and wipe the floor every two weeks. Do NOT talk to any other employee or you're fired. :kz:
I wish for ... A wrench.