Corrupt Wishes

Granted, they speak Indian.

I wish that I had a HW-138 Bot to do my homework.

Granted, but he does your english rather than french.

I wish i was Mnniska.

Granted, but Mm is so jelly of your creating skills you are banned forever.

I wish I could read minds at my will!

Granted, however you can only read minds of the strong such as Jabba the Hutt and other like-minded scum.

I wish that i was bounty hunting scum.

Granted, but you're literally scum. You're a blob of gunk that hunts bounties.

I wish I could use real-life cheat codes.

Granted, except you can only use these real life cheat codes on things that are so easy that they do not require cheats.

I wish twitter was renamed Doritos.

Granted, but a troll eats the site. :hero:

I wish I was a fish.

Granted, but a man caught and fried you.

I wish to know what I should wish.

Granted, the wish was to get squashed by spikes. :S

I wish I got to eat pizza for every meal.

Granted, it's VEGETARIAN-ONLY PIZZAS. THE AGONY.

I wish I was a genie.

Granted, except the only wishes you can grant are to cheesy Disney characters that are hopeless without you. (Life sucks.)

I wish i could finally reach my third http://www.lbpcentral.com/forums/ima...tation_pos.png.

Granted, it's a radioactive http://www.lbpcentral.com/forums/ima...tation_pos.png and explodes your profile. No more LBPCentral for you, mister!

I wish something would happen around here.

Granted. You died.

I wish Halloween would come sooner.

Granted, but no LBP haloween pack released :boo:

I wish I had all LBP rares.

Granted, your rare prize crown is radioactive. (Why do I like blowing up other people's wishes? :hero:)

iWish for an iWish app on the iPhone, iPod Touch, and iPad.

Wish granted, except it s called FreeAppADay and you know that everybody voted for Angry Birds yet its still $0.99 on the App Store (Free on the Google Play Store :))

I wish Apple's Head Honcho got all crazy and made a new company to compete with Apple called Banana.

Granted, but another competitor, "Orange", also competes.

I believe I can fly!

Uh, granted... except the wish is incoherent and dysfunctionally misplaced.

I wish that L1N3R1D3R would make wishes rather than crude attempts at flying.

Granted, he wishes for all things good in the world. But all those wishes get corrupt, and so the universe is depleted of goodness.

I wish for SCP to be real.

Granted, but it is blown up to pieces by AL Qaeda.

I wish I was an indestructible dancing dragon.