Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but the only dance you can do is the chicken dance.

I wish I were an assassin, like Ezio

Granted, however you are forced to be an assassin in post-modern America, thus making it next to impossible to complete your missions.

I wish for a new forum game to be started.

Granted. It's called "Let's Kill xtremesackboy in Extremely Malevolent Ways".

I wish I had a thong three sizes too small.

I don't.

Granted, however it is 3 sizes AND THEN SOME!!!!

I wish it wasnt raining all the time.

Granted, it's blizzarding all the time instead.

I wish for a banana.

Granted. It are eaten.

I wish I had more people to put into my Halloween story...

Granted, but one of them is Slenderman


I wish I could draw Anime/Manga

Granted. Japan loves it so much that you can't leave your private secret island without 150 or so japanese stalkers bothering you.

I wish that Gravity Rush had a better final boss

Granted. He makes you obey the laws of physics (for once)... that are comparable to the inner-core of Jupiter (in short, you are crushed, like one of those rabbits your neighbor accidentally ran over).

I wish farts didn't have such pungent smells associated with them.

Granted, now they contain a deadly smell-free gas!

I wish to corrupt the wish of who will corrupt mine.

Granted, but only if you post under me...

I wish that the user above doesn't corrupt my wish =P

Granted, but the user below does!

I wish my dreams were real.

Granted, your dreams were to be eaten by a huge potato.

I wish I would've corrupted @TheUltraDeino's wish.

Granted, but your double post comes back to haunt you!

I wish for a Negativitron-themed vac.

Granted, it sucks you in! :rolleyes:

I wish for @TheUltraDino to do skydiving with me.

Granted. but TheUltraDino is too heavy to fit in the plane and you all crash into the Pacific ocean

I wish that I can shapeshift

Granted, but you shapeshift into a bomb and you explode.

I wish I could have LittleBigPlanet Karting now.

Granted, however it has children's writing on tape that says "LittleBIGPlanet Karting" and once removed reveals the truth: It's ModNation Racers :(

i wish for a painfully hilarious new viral video to go live on YouTube within 30 minutes.

Granted, BUT IT WAS 29.9 NINE SECONDSSSSSS!!!!!

I wish that I didn't forget to wish a wish before editing this post.

Granted, however once you remember to wish a wish, you immediately become incompetent.

I wish for a pony, lion, and a pair of socks.