Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but the Lion and Pony gang up on you while wearing your socks

I wish for LittleBigNation KartRacers

Granted, however the game becomes extremely overpriced at $200,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,0 00,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 and you cannot afford it until you are in your deathbed.

I wish that potatoes were legal.

Granted, but only in Canada

I wish I were a Lawyer

Granted. Your client always gets guilty.

I wish that I can read Japanese.

Granted. Irrelevantly, you are trampled by elephants.

I wish for the power to enslave the human race.

Granted, but then I consume you and you become one with the void.

I wish I was even MORE evil than I am <3

Granted, you become so evil that you become good

I wish to crate a time paradox

Granted. You were never born

I wish I were a Sackperson

Granted, unfortunately, there's an infinite checkpoint behind you.
And you're surround by electricity for miles.

I wish for an IRL popit

Granted. Only it's filled with never ending community crap prizes (FR33 C0STUMES!!1!)

I wish Outlaw-Jack had a Minigun

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Granted, but only in Canada

I wish I were a Lawyer

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I IS IN CANADA :3

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ON TEH TOPEC

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Granted. However Outlaw-Jack uses it against you and hands it to RockSauron. RockSauron then shoots Outlaw-Jack in the face and runs away, having his dream of being the most evil person in the world fulfilled and nothing turns against him to eliminate him, thus destroying humanity, Cthulu, Harrison Ford, and all other figures of Badassery.

i wish for ALL the things.

Granted, but they're all stolen by Hobos wielding shotguns.

I wish that Outlaw-Jack would kill Rocksauron from the grave

Granted, however after killing him he resurrects everybody as zombies.

I wish for snow in my house.

Granted, but you have a snow golem throwing snowballs at you every second of every day.

I wish I had Outlaw-Jack's Hat

Granted. However, I shoot you in the face and get it back.

And what's with this "me killing Rock" crap? He IS a necromancer, you know... and he probably would shoot me in the face with my own minigun- BACK ON TOPEK.

I wish apples weren't covered in a waxy sheen.

Granted. The sheen is now slimy.

I wish I had a Katana

Granted, it's stolen from a ninja. Said ninja is preparing to have his revenge. Said ninja also has 20 years of training. Good luck!

I wish for a ninja bodyguard

Granted, however, he is the same one who attempted to take his revenge on me. I have bribed him with instant noodles to be the worst bodyguard ever. To put it simply, he's worse than a Hobo

I wish I had an Otsel (Daxter thingy)

Granted. It becomes hostile and attacks you

I wish for a rocket-powered lawn chair

Granted, however on your flight to Hawaii, you run out of fuel and crash on an island with an active volcano.


I wish Rocksauron was a walnut.