Granted, but its Jupiter's moon, so it takes a lifetime to get there.
I wish i didnt have to work to get paid.
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Granted, but its Jupiter's moon, so it takes a lifetime to get there.
I wish i didnt have to work to get paid.
Granted, you pay to work now.
I wish for a burning Team Captain (?)
granted, but the captain, well... is burning metaphorically.
I wish for more forum games.
Granted. The next one is a forum game you can't participate in.
I wish this laxative would start working already.
Granted, but nasty things happen. And lots of pain.
I wish History was easier.
Granted, there is no history, therefore it cant repeat itself, therefore nothing exists.
I wish math was easier.
Granted, but then nothing is logical, therefore the universe explodes and collapses and implodes. All at once.
I wish I actually understood Language.
Granted, but It's the wrong language.
I wish for a 32 GB PSVita memory card.
Granted, but it corrupts all your data.
I wish for corrupt data.
Granted, but it gets confused and gives you dorrupted cata.
I wish for super powers.
Granted, your power is blowing yourself up.
I wish for a cool Glass of Dr. Pepper.
Granted, the pepper-thesiologist is angry at you putting him in the refrigerator. (lol see wut I did thar?)
I wish for Mario to shake my hand.
Granted, however Mario is killed immediately after touching your hand, therefore Nintendo goes bankrupt, no new Mario games are made and the gaming industry crumbles.
I wish for the new Farming Simulator game.
Granted, you must get a bajillion coins to unlock a cow.
I wish for a good picture of me.
Granted, Me sends you a good picture of himself.
I wish for a photobooth for LBP
You get it, but all pictures taken are lost and cant be saved.
I wish Microsoft makes MM4 for PC (I know, not very good, but I like so much!)
Granted, but... it sucks :p
I wish for new sticker packs.
Granted, it's a new Justin Bieber sticker pack.
I wish for a new music pack that's not Justin Bieber.
Granted, its 1 Direction.
I wish for a new Forum Skin.
Granted, but it crashes the servers forever.
I wish for the gaming forum to be more lively