Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but it is rusted, old and worthless.

I wish for a stable internet connection.

Granted, but then your neighbour breaks in and change its password, so you can never more use it.

I wish an 3D TV.

You get your 3D TV and set it all up, but the electric wiring in your house fails and you cannot watch it.

I wish for more time in a day.

Granted, but the time goes backwards

Your wish is now... I wish I had wished something.

Granted, but the wish is for you to die.

I wish that you didn't wish that wish.

Granted, but II couldn't understand it, so no wish.

I wish I remembered I had to wish

Granted, but you forgot. I wish I ruled the world!:colossus:

Granted, you never specified what world so i will assume you mean Jupiter, a land with no people and nothing to rule. But you still rule :D

I wish people would be more specific. But not too specific. Specific enough so that i know what they are wishing for. To make it challenging for the person who will grant my wish. 30 mins of challenge. Make that 50. Extra Butter.

Granted, but after a while it gets annoying. Not annoying enough for you to quit the game and cease posting in this thread, but enough to make you slightly irritated every time you read a post.

I wish common sense wasn't so uncommon.

Granted, but now you should have uncommon sense.

I wish for Merasmus to be easier

Granted, but when you finally manage to defeat him, you get no loot, no achievements, and your TF2's hl2.exe stops responding.

I wish for Half Life 3.

Granted, but Gabe ate the precious thing. And HL3 too.

I wish for better TF2 MvM matchmaking

Granted, but I don't know what that is so I just give you a lollipop. I wish to rule Earth. ( Happy xtremesackboy?)

Granted, you rule earth, a planet in an unknown galaxy. Earth is still.

I wish to find cows.

Granted, but they're Minecraft cows, so their edges are sharp and blocky.

I wish for an infinite supply of chocolate.

Granted...http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly...ubwio1_500.jpg

I wish for MORE PIZZA! :D

Granted, its that disgusting vegetable pizza.

I wish for Pin Striped Pants.

Your pin striped pants are too small, so you cannot wear them.

I wish for a better teacher for the class I'm in.

granted but the only way he can teach is by singing it...showtunes style!

I wish I had a dollar.