Granted, you have to go to university.
I wish Freddie Mercury came back to life (in an okay way, no zombie stuff)
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Granted, you have to go to university.
I wish Freddie Mercury came back to life (in an okay way, no zombie stuff)
Granted, a boulder falls on him.
I wish that my text weren't so huge!
Granted, but now it's too small to read easily
I wish I wasn't out of milk!
Granted, you are now out of everything!
I wish my headset worked
Granted, your headset walks off to find a job.
I wish that my backpack was bigger.
Granted, but everything grows with it so still nothing fits.
I wish I had more time to play LBP Vita.
Granted, you stop studying to play LBPVita. Say hello to the F-/0 (depends on your country)
I wish Ethics weren't so boring
Granted, but then you enjoy it so much that you become obsessed.
I wish it wasn't so cold.
Granted, but then its too hot to live
I wish my computer didn't break
Granted, but your PS3/PSVita does.
I wish for a burger
Granted, but it gets molded into a sphere.
I wish to become an immortal assassin.
Granted, but all your blades are rusted and break.
I wish I breathe in space
Granted, but the weightlessness causes you to fly into the sun.
I wish my sackboy was alive and would never, ever get mad at me ever.
Granted, he cries tears into your mouth and you choke and die.
I wish shoveling snow was easier
Granted, but the shovel slides into the street and when you go get it an 18 wheeler creams you and you die aty the seen.
I wish to have the super powers of all the super heroes in the world.
Granted, but the supervillians think you are a new superhero and try to kill you.
I wish I could shoot Brian Gaga with an AK-47
Granted, but he has one to and shoots back.
I wish I had a girlfriend.
Granted, but on your wedding day she dumps you for a fat, bald guy
I wish I had a bigger bed
Granted, but when you bring that special someone in there she recognizes what you are doing, kicks you in the balls, and jumps out the window.
I wish for nothing.
Granted, you get no water or food for the rest of your life
I wish for a movie theater in my house