Corrupt Wishes

Granted, now it is at an incredible prize of $4.98! Wheeeeeee!

I wish I could create my levels faster.

Granted, but you make them so quickly that they're terrible.

I wish terrible levels didn't exist!

Granted. Everyone else's levels all become so amazing, that your's pale in comparison.

I wish I had a Wii U

Granted, but you don't have a credit card or a parent/guardian who has one, so you can't connect to the Wii-U's online service. Sorry, no $0.50 charge for you!

I wish procrastination counted as a valid strategy to get things done.

Granted, but you put off everything in life, forget to pay your bills, and end up living in a dump.

I wish my computer wasn't a total piece of crap.

Granted, now it is a very-functional monitor, but as you haven't got anything else, your "computer" doesn't work.

I wish I had a PS+ subscription.

Granted, you have a PowerSatellite+ suscription.

I wish I had LBPVita

Granted, but you drop your vita into a lion cage at the zoo and dont have the money to buy a new one.

I wish there was less COD fanboys in this world.

Granted, they're now Battlefield fanboys.

I wish Rayman Legends was all-platforms

Granted, but all of your "platforms" break, so you can't play it.

I wish I didn't have so many assignments to do.

Granted, now you don't have to do them. You must do them.

I wish someone lended me a Move controller

Granted, but they borrow all of your Move™ compatible games in return.

I wish there were more good Playstation® Move™ compatible games.

Granted, but your dog ate your PSEye :X

I wish no wish was corrupted.

Granted, now they're distorted in a negative way.

I wish I had more funny wishes

Granted, but they're all so funny that you kill yourself dying of laughter.

I wish the Vita keyboard Im typing this on wasnt so easy to make mistakes on.

Granted, now there is no keyboard on the Vita. Whooops.

I wish I knew how to do cool LBP menus

Granted, but you can't make levels to go with them.

I wish I wasn't hungry.

Granted, but that apple you ate was poison. Have fun dying!

I wish teachers stop spamming homework.

Granted. All of them have now decided it should be better if you do it all in the class. And if you don't finish, you fail, that is.

I wish I knew more about a possible LBP3.

Granted, you know that it will suck.

I wish LBP3 didn't suck