Corrupt Wishes

Granted, it just won't exist now.

I wish I was level 300 with Sackboy in PSASBR already.

Granted, but the disk turns into dust.

I wish that dust came back into a disk

Granted, but it comes back into a disk containing a game of ET.

I wish I knew Halo's 5 storyline already.

Granted, the history is just "Here are the evil aliens, go and kill them"

I wish Halo story was better

Granted. It's "Here are the Bad guys. Go kill them with all these fancy new gameplay mechanics."

I wish I had a Girlfriend

Granted, you have a friend that is a girl. Nothing else.

I wish I had bacon

Granted, but you can't eat it as it is rotten. And it somehow is made of rock.

I wish I could breathe normally underwater.

Granted, but by breathing "normally" you're just trying to breathe the same way you always do, and you drown.

I wish I have Playstation Allstars on my Vita and PS3.

Granted, but they steal them both and give you a CD Case with Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing

EDIT: Just noticed the video has lotsa swears, so I took it off. :p

Fear it.

I wish that game didn't exist

Granted, but now Xero receives nothing at all.

I wish I could predict the future.

Granted, but you couldn't predict that piano falling on your head.

I wish I handn't thrown my piano out of my window

Granted. You make an ridiculously big hole in the wall instead, so you also have to repair that.

I wish I could play on that piano before it is thrown from Pato's home.

Granted, but you get stuck in it, and get thrown out of the house with it. Did I tell you it was full of nails?

I wish I had stored my nails somewhere else

Granted, you stored them in a broken box that you place inside the piano, so I get pinched nonetheless. :(

I wish I didn't get pinched by those nails anyhow.

Granted, now you get pinched by knifes. Owch.

I wish I abruptly changed the theme

Granted. The theme is now foods.

I wish I had an infinite supply of Baked Lays

Granted, but you lose your taste for them. You now crave Pringles instead.

I wish there was more Electroswing music.

Granted, but now you are deaf.

I wish I had the ability to place portals

Granted, but you end up in PORTAL 2. And I guess that's a bad thing.

I wish I knew if that is a bad thing.

Granted, but you forget what bad means.

I wish I had already played your level