Corrupt Wishes

Granted, it's a shark survival.

I wish more people made amazing tracks in LBPK.

Granted. Somebody created a great track and made it copyable, and its the only thing popular nowadays.

I wish LBLV1 results were already published.

Granted, your level got dead last, below 300 entries of a shark/bomb survival with one touch material and one tilt material added to fit the contest.

I wish the copy button were removed.

Granted, but then certain glitches that help the creative community that rely on such a feature don't exist.

I wish I had thought of a wish.

Granted, and the wish you think is that you wished to be a non-talented creator of masterpieces principally including Shark Survivor I,II,III,IV,ULTIMATE,THE REVENGE,RESURRECTION,STAR WARS EDITION, etc. And it isn't corrupted.

I wish I had more time to build my X-mas level.

Granted, but you lose your PS3/Vita/Both.

I wish I knew what do I want for Christmas :C

Granted, but you find out you decide until the 26th, so, :(

I wish I had the spend 7500 minutes in Vita create mode already.

Granted, but the pin turns into "Spend less than 7500 minutes"

And not having that pin implodes your Vita

I wish I was less cool

Granted, but then you suffer the obvious ramifications of being uncool.

I wish my feet weren't freezing cold.

Granted, they're burning hot. Literally.

I wish School was less boring

Granted, it's 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% less boring.

I truly desire a Twix caramel-chocolate-cracker candy bar.

I do too, but no Twix for us.

I wish for a Mars bar

Granted, it turns into Mars and squishes your family.

I wish little kids wouldn't make such big messes.

Granted, now they simply kill everyone.

I wish little child were less scary

Granted, they make huge messes.

I wish the mess in front of me would just disappear.

Granted, but its not the only thing to disappear. You also do. Now the walls. Now your house. Now the world. Now it's my tur......

I wish I hadn't been abducted into the dimensional paradox L1N3R1D3R's wish caused.

Granted, you are rescued... by some cannibal humans. And you look really tasty.

I wish I had a real sackboy

Granted, but he decides to erase you as he doen't like you.

I wish I had a better internet connection.

Granted, but you don't have anything to use it.

I wish I had an actually working Wi-Fi Connection

Granted, but you forgot to buy a tv.

I wish my mod I installed for minecraft actually worked.