Corrupt Wishes

Granted, the "inflamed blister and horrible conjunctivitis mod" is a complete success.

I wish I could steal Christmas from every boy and girl!

Granted, but by the end of the movie your heart is so big you die from lack of blood.

I wish logic didn't work for this things

Granted, but all logic has stopped working. And you die from a fart attack.

I wish I could drive through all the Mario Kart courses.

Granted. Now consider about it. Remember every single Mario Kart game in history. Every single track. You have to play every single track in every single difficulty with every single character. And all the traks remakes. Yeah, you'll probably be dead by the middle of that quest.

I wish I could be immune to electricity.

Granted, now all the electrical things you touch explode. Welcome to the Middle Age again!

I wish my neon eyes were even cooler

Granted, your eyes are now frozen.

I wish for a Dazzle.

Granted, but as I don't know what is that, you get nothing.

I wish for Instant Google in my brain

Granted, but your brain has no wi-fi and you don't find the plug in.

I wish the world not to finish in the 21st.

Granted, but crazed people who think it is the end destroy the city you live in anyway.

I wish that I was omnipotent.

Granted, but then you get bored with everything.

I wish I had time to get Christmas shopping done.

Granted, but you may push Christmas a few days back.

I wish to adapt athletic abilities that come from a video game in real life.

Granted, you wall jump into an electric fence.

I wish for a bolt before I say "Light engineering suddenly seems sexy."

Granted. Said bolt turns you into ashes, rendering you unable to say anything.

I wish I had an ash-to-alive-human machine

Granted, it is the size of an ant.

I wish my cat would stop licking my hair. :(

Granted, now it starts licking another thing.

I wish that didn't sound as nasty

Granted, he starts licking your hair.

I wish that my card worked. :(

Granted, but now mine doesn't, so I break yours.

I wish my trophy card worked

Granted: It works, but now you aren't getting any trophies anymore, how sad. ;-;
I wish England was called ENGERLAND!

Granted, but that name is so cool you die. No idea why, but you do.

I wish I had a unicorn

Granted, you get a pony. :kz: /DerailIsNotPossible

I wish for 5 more rocks.