Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but they are made of pure Nys poison, so you die.

I wish I had a wish

No.
I wish I had a pony.

Granted, but you get kicked by it and your head a splode.

I wish I had place to put my Gamecube /firstworldproblems

Granted, but there is no place to plug in any of it's wires

I wish my Vita would magically repair

Granted, but it transforms into an Autobot and goes away to save the world.

I wish I had a pet Cthulhu

Granted, but he turns out to be a very picky pet and you end up spending a fortune in feeds and accessories.

I wish for the biggest ever giant kaleidoscope

Granted, but you get so confused and dizzy you implode.

I wish kaleidoscopes didn't make people explode

Granted, but they explode instead

I wish my autobot Vita would come back :c

Granted. It comes back in pieces absolutely destroyed and with a particular radioactive glow within.

I wish people could travel to space and make cities in other planetssss! :arg:

Granted, but the cities lack air.

I wish pigs can fly.

Granted. However, it becomes harder for farmers since the pigs fly out of their pens.

I wish I used my PS2 when I got it.

Granted, it transformed into an Autobot aswell. :o
I wish I had an Autobot ps2. C:

Granted, but it's an evil Decepticon.

I wish my Gamecube wasn't an autobot

Granted, but your PS3 becomes one instead

I wish every console is an autobot

Granted, but the Nintendo autobot consoles and the Sony ones and the Microsoft ones start a giant epic console autobot war and chaos ensues

I wish that rainbows could be walked on

Granted. But you discover there was nothing at the end of it. :(

I wish I found a pot of gold.

Granted, but the Leprechaun inside it comes from a bad slasher movie and kills you.

I wish I had a hobbit

Granted! It steals your stuff!

I wish I had electrokinetic powers like Cole...

Granted, but you become a giant electric eel

I wish pandas could fly and do magic

Granted, they turn humans into bamboo and eat us.

I wish I was bamboo-proof