Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but I wish that too.

I wish for a combustible lemon.

Granted, but you burn to crisps.

I wish for memes

Granted, but the cake is a lie.

I wish for a Hamstertron 2000.

Granted, but it malfunctions and squishes you against a wall.

I wish I didn't have to post a wish every time I post here. It takes too much time!

Granted, now time ends for you and you die.

I wish- I already ran out of ideas :mad:

Granted, so many ideas pop into your head that you get a permanent headache

I wish that the use bellow gets two corruptable wishes

Granted, look below.

I wish for Aperture Science, and the Space Core.

Granted, but you only get a fake portal gun signed by Aperture Science.

I wish for create mode in LBPK to be better.

Granted, it's so good no one understands it.

I wish the Move minigames were easy

Granted, you complete them all and win lots of prizes.

I wish upon a falling star.

Granted, but it falls directly on you, melting and burning you.

I wish for a less disturbing death

Granted, but you're not dead. Yet.

I wish for a pet Sackboy. Again.

Granted, but it's a Negativitron minion. Did I tell you he ends killing you?

I wish you didn't die

Granted, but now you die.

I wish for people on this forum to notice my tumblr which can be found here.

/shameful advertisement

Granted, but they spend so much time on your page that you become hot headed. Literally. And you get a fever. And die.

I wish all the 3DS fanboys would shut up. Seriously, the Vita's game library has A LOT OF GAMES THAT ARE NOT PORTS.

Granted, but they start complaining that it may not have games that are not ports, but it needs a lot more games to be a viable handheld system.

I wish I was a LBP2 Logic master

Granted. So do I, I steal your powers and trap you in Eve's Asylum.

I wish to break Patofan out of Eve's Asylum, regretful of my actions.

Granted, but I get stuck in a door.

I wish doors were bigger

Granted. They are 1mm taller

I wish I flew to the asylum to pick up Pato and Proto

Granted, the Pod crashed on our way back to Craftworld.

WDYDW you don't have a way to fix the Pod?