That wasn't a wish... wrong thread.
I wish Protoraptor didn't post in the wrong thread.
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That wasn't a wish... wrong thread.
I wish Protoraptor didn't post in the wrong thread.
Granted, but he accidentally the whole forum. Is that bad?
I wish this meme was actually funnier
Granted, and now it is... to everyone but you.
I wish I had more time to make a wish.
Consider me tested.
I wish tests weren't so hard.
Granted, now they're so easy you die.
I wish school was more interesting
Granted, it is so interesting you start learning too much, your brain swells and your head explodes.
I wish for no one to corrupt wishes in this thread.
Granted, however, a replacement "Corrupt Wishes" thread pops up
I wish for a non-poisonous, non-deadly, immortal spider that's friendly
Granted, but it's giant and he covers your whole house in spider net
I wish for a kitty
Granted, it's evil and scratches you to death.
I wish that I worked for Aperture Science, not as a test subject.
Granted, but they stuff you into a robot. You are now Wheatly.
I wish Wheatly didn't go and betray me.
Granted, I just went mad with power. I didn't betray you, on my terms. It's just like I have this itch that I CANNOT SCRATCH!!
I wish I didn't have this itch.
Granted. You no longer have whatever appendage the itch was located on.
I wish I didn't have so many assignments due on Monday.
Granted, it's Tuesday.
I wish to get my missing appendage back.
Granted, but you pop up in a reboot of Saw. There goes your appendage.
I wish teachers weren't such evil beings.
Granted, but you liked them to much so you became a teacher's pet
I wish I didn't go to school tomorrow
Granted, but you get in trouble for skipping.
I wish I could motivate myself more easily.
Granted, but now you can't motivate others.
I wish windows wasn't such a pain in the a**.
Granted, the pain moves to place where it's more annoying
I wish I had toe nails
Granted, but the wish gods misinterpreted and your toes are now carpenter's nails.
I wish for world peac--just kidding. I wish for a Zombie apocalypse.