Corrupt Wishes

That wasn't a wish... wrong thread.

I wish Protoraptor didn't post in the wrong thread.

Granted, but he accidentally the whole forum. Is that bad?

I wish this meme was actually funnier

Granted, and now it is... to everyone but you.

I wish I had more time to make a wish.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Protoraptor

Granted, the Pod crashed on our way back to Craftworld.

WDYDW you don't have a way to fix the Pod?

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I knew that. I was just testing your mind.

Consider me tested.

I wish tests weren't so hard.

Granted, now they're so easy you die.

I wish school was more interesting

Granted, it is so interesting you start learning too much, your brain swells and your head explodes.

I wish for no one to corrupt wishes in this thread.

Granted, however, a replacement "Corrupt Wishes" thread pops up

I wish for a non-poisonous, non-deadly, immortal spider that's friendly

Granted, but it's giant and he covers your whole house in spider net

I wish for a kitty

Granted, it's evil and scratches you to death.

I wish that I worked for Aperture Science, not as a test subject.

Granted, but they stuff you into a robot. You are now Wheatly.

I wish Wheatly didn't go and betray me.

Granted, I just went mad with power. I didn't betray you, on my terms. It's just like I have this itch that I CANNOT SCRATCH!!

I wish I didn't have this itch.

Granted. You no longer have whatever appendage the itch was located on.

I wish I didn't have so many assignments due on Monday.

Granted, it's Tuesday.

I wish to get my missing appendage back.

Granted, but you pop up in a reboot of Saw. There goes your appendage.

I wish teachers weren't such evil beings.

Granted, but you liked them to much so you became a teacher's pet

I wish I didn't go to school tomorrow

Granted, but you get in trouble for skipping.

I wish I could motivate myself more easily.

Granted, but now you can't motivate others.

I wish windows wasn't such a pain in the a**.

Granted, the pain moves to place where it's more annoying

I wish I had toe nails

Granted, but the wish gods misinterpreted and your toes are now carpenter's nails.

I wish for world peac--just kidding. I wish for a Zombie apocalypse.