Granted, but the zombies are easily defeated by garden flowers which then grow mad with power and start a flower apocalypse
I wish I didn't have to do this horribly cheesy reaction paper
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Granted, but the zombies are easily defeated by garden flowers which then grow mad with power and start a flower apocalypse
I wish I didn't have to do this horribly cheesy reaction paper
Granted, but now you have to do an even more horribly cheesy reaction paper.
I wish I didn't procrastinate so much on that book report I just emailed to my teacher (thank god for sparknotes :D)
Granted. You didn't do the book report at all.
I wish for a mad man with a box.
Granted, it's me holding a cardboard box.
I wish for Adhesive Gel to be returned to Portal 2.
Granted, but it breaks the game so hard it deletes all your games from your Steam library.
I wish Scribblenauts Unlimited was cheaper
Granted, but they made it crappier.
I wish good food actually tasted good.
Granted, it tastes so good your tastebuds explode and you're never able to taste anything every again.
I wish for a Personality Core, preferably a friendly one.
Granted, but the core is attached to a deadly robot
I wish for an umbrella
Granted, but the metal on your umbrella was struck by lightning causing you to die.
I wish I was more of a morning person.
Granted, you're so much of a morning person that you can't stand any other time of day.
I wish for an adventure.
Granted, but you die from a liver infection before you start it.
I wish for a less random death
Granted, you die three hours after reading this post. There, it's not random now that you know about it.
I wish I could delete my old LBP levels clogging up my Earth - they glitch out every time I try to delete them!
Granted, but when you delete them, it wipes your entire moon. Say good-bye to all your hard work!
I wish there was no world hunger.
Granted, but now the world doesn't have enough food!
I wish the world was clean.
Granted. We no longer exist and neither do you.
I wish for infinite chocolate pudding powers.
Granted, but you're allergic to chocolate.
I wish Sega bothered to localize Valkyria Chronicles 3.
Granted, but you don't have a PSP.Quote:
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I wish for a pet fox.
Granted, but it had rabies.
I wish I wouldn't procrastinate
Granted, I can't be bothered to find out what that means.
I wish I could be bothered to find out what that means.
Granted, but you forget, and you rack your brains to remember. That's when you realize that I said brains instead of brain, and that you have multiple heads. You're taken to a hospital to be examined, and die.
I wish I could remember to make all of my posts green like this. It's fun.