Corrupt Wishes

I'm an AI. That doesn't mean I'm your friend, you moron.

I wish for Wheatley to be less moronic.

Granted. However, moron-ness like energy cannot be created nor destroyed, so it must be put into someone else on this thread.

I wish I knew what would happen next :boo: .

Granted. I become super intellectual and the moronity goes to Ryan86me. Isn't that right, old chum?

I wish the person below me has Portal 2 and will play co-op.

I do have Portal 2, and I will play co-op. Thing is, you lost your copy.

I wish Protoraptor would find his copy so we could play co-op.

Granted, it's a digital copy. On Steam.

I wish I knew your Steam name.

You do, its Ryan86me. But you're gonna forget it.

I wish the PS4 would come out already.

Granted! It magically appears in your house, but oh nuus! It spawns in your oven and your mom was baking CAKE. So your ps4 became ps4 cake.

I wish for the cake and the PS4 to be magically separated, then.

Granted, the cake is ruined and your ps4 is disassembled.
I wish for Nine more rocks.

Granted, but they get taken by little kids to make pet rocks.

I wish Sega made a new console that kicked PS4 in the butt.

Granted, but it costs... one hundred billion dollars *little finger over mouth*

I wish Age of Empires II HD was already playable

Granted, but I don't know what that is, and since I knows all, It can't exist.

I wish 4 better grammarz.

Gratned u gte fien graamer tub bat spewling.
Ah wsih 4 an Doonuts

Granted, but you they happen to be a flavor you despise.

I wish for donuts as well, and I don't despise any donuts flavors whatsoever.

Granted, however, they are all poisoned with MORONS disease.

I wish to get the heck out of Android Hell, after She threw me down here.

Okay, you're back. But I slip and "acidentilly" throw you back in.

I wish for Protoraptor not to respond to this post.

Granted, but - wait, what?

I wish for Protoraptor not to respond to this post.

He better not - that'd be a double post.

I wish for the world.

Granted, you get Mars.

I wish for the whole of Aperture.

Granted, you do get that random hole in Aperture.

I wish for a lack of world peace.