Corrupt Wishes

Granted, you get blown up by a nearby nuke.

I wish for Combustible Lemons to burn my enemies' houses down!

Granted, they combust in your face. :o
I wish for THEE SMASHER.

Granted, you get SMASHERED.

I wish to make good levels.

Granted, but no one plays them.

I wish for Chell's best friend -- neurotoxin.

Granted, but GLaDOS steals it from you.

I wish for £1,000,000 in pennies.

Granted, unfortunately the pennies are made out of paper. They're not usable currency.

I wish that Robo4900 knew that Ryan86me is actually GLaDOS.

He does, but he forgets.

I wish that Spongebob didn't get all crappy.

Granted, but since I don't watch it I'm not aware of its crappiness, so nothing changes.


I wish you would check out my Doctor Who fansite...http://temporaloop.webs.com/

I do, but I check out the hyperlink, not the actual site.

I wish you would check out my music on the Soundcloud page linked in my sig. /blatant self-promotion

Granted, but my computer crashes as soon as I click on the link.


I wish my e-mail hadn't been hacked.

Granted, but it's full of spam and advertisements for the food SPAM.

I wish my pin collection is complete.

Granted, it is complete, and they're about to add loads of new ones.
I wish for a Smite V Sword, so I can smite Gwaeron and win PLCC5 and get a shiny golden hat /Crown

Granted, but I don't know what that is...so it might be bad, so I'll un-grant it.

I wish it was Saturday so I can watch Doctor Who.

Granted but its a Saturday in 1745

I wish for this wish to not become true

Sorry, but your wish isn't granted. At least no unexpected drawbacks occured.

I wish for a million bucks, not a million ducks.

Granted, but the guy who gave you it is slightly deaf, so you wake up one morning and there's an awful lot of 'quacks' coming from your front garden.

I wish for this sentence to be false.

Granted, all your FrankenTurrets die you moron!
I wish for the 1500 Megawatts SuperColliding SuperButton.

Granted, but it's only 1400 Megawatts and therefore does not have enough voltage to complete the chamber.

I wish I could help Nys get out of the chamber.

Granted, but I throw both of you back in.

I wish I would stop procrastinating and work on the Spanish project I have that's due tomorrow O_l

Granted, your work is finished but oh no, we pulled you in the chamber when you pushed us in and now you can't hand it in. ;-;