Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but you made no wish, so nothing happens...

I wish I could get out of the chamber.

Granted, the exit leads to a fire pit and a crusher. And the door locked after you, oh noes! D:
I wish for this wish not to be corrupted.

Granted. But since the wish was for it not to be messed up, there was no wish if I didn't mess it up, so try and make sense of THAT sentence.

I wish for a wish.

Granted, but I can't grant it. You can make as many wishes as you want, but I can only grant one wish. And that wish was wasted requesting another wish.

I wish I had an arcade machine (just kidding, I do! It's a Simpsons machine, but lets pretend I don't have one)

Since you already have one, no wish for you.

I wish that I could wish a better wish which I wish could not be corrupted. (Blimey, try saying that when you've got a mouthful of Malteasers)

No.
I wish for a flying pig to go to space.

He suffocates.

I wish wish wishy wish a-wishy wish-a-ma-wish.

Granted, but I can't that second wish you just wished for. I can only grant one.

I wish for magical thingies.

Granted, but since I don't believe in magic, they're all sciencey and consist of things like Sonic Screwdrivers and Portal Guns.

I wish for a Sonic Screwdriver.

Granted, your recieve an official Sonic-The-Hedgehog Liscensed Screwdriver.

I wish for some money.

Granted, but it's all fake money.

I wish for real money.

Granted, but you're getting plundered by pirates.

I wish for some fish.

Granted, he call his big Shark-Man brother and he has a sword with Knockback II. :kz: *Looks at Schark flying over the horizon*
I wish for a Knockback II sword. ;-;

Granted, you get a broken Knockback II sword.

I wish for a new, shiny pirate ship.

Granted, it's on mars, good luck getting to it. :D
I wish for the PSP Rare Stickers! (You know you do too Schark. ;))

Granted, you will get them 100 years later.

I wish for a space rocket, so that I can travel to the Moon and get my beloved ship.

Granted, you're on the moon but you misread my post, it's on mars. (Bahaha, you DID misread, I didn't edit. xD)
I wish Scharks ship would fly to the moon.

OMG! I really misread your post! I need a sleep, lol. :D

Granted, it gets hit by an asteroid. Now I destroyed my own ship.

Smart move, Nys. >_>

I wish for some sleep (I really need one! -_-)

Granted, you get 5 sleeps. Too bad ... You overslept and missed school. ;-;
I wish for a Dead Battery.

Granted, but it ships recharged.

I wish for something that I can use.