Corrupt Wishes

1Granted, but the gods need a sacrifice in order to allow that to happen. And that sacrifice is your life.

I wish for L1N3R1D3R to come back in these times of need.

Granted, you are in his place.

I wish I could stop using italic

Granted, now you're using bold and underline.

I wish this weird cycle of font thingies was to end.

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Granted, you are now using Lucida Console.


Seriously, I wish this nonsense would end.

Granted, but I start it back up.

I wish for the cake to be truth.

Granted, but it's only true in Fixedsys font.

I wish that I would stop posting in these weird fonts.

Granted, but I TAKE YOUR PLACE.

I WISH LOWERCASE.

Granted, but now it's striked out.

I wish we would stop posting these random text modifiers for wishes and grants.

Granted, but now you're thinking of ponies.

I wish that that pony point had been a bit more related to the wish.

Granted, but it's so related that they got married.

I wish that those two ideas would divorce.

Granted, but now they have their eyes on you.

I wish that this shameless advertisement I am about to use would persuade thou to go to thy Console Wars: Reloaded thread.

Granted, but I get bored and instantly leave.

I wish more people would post on teh forum games.

Granted, but you have to leave to accommodate for the overload of users.

I wish thou shalt were not bored at thy thread of they Console Wars: Reloaded.

Granted but an evil villain has just switched on his boredinator 4000 and aimed it at Console Wars: Reloaded which is going to be an amazing thing to get involved in. ;)

I wish that my wishes were corrupted as soon as i wished for them therefore my wishes in order to corrupt them would have to be fulfilled perfectly.

Granted.

I wish that I understood Shooter's post.

Granted. Its so complex your mind blows up literally.

I wish things could travel faster than light.

Granted, but they explode.

I wish I would explode.

GRANTED :arg:

I wish I could see you explode.

Granted, you CAN see me explode but won't. Also I brought Italic back.

I wish this font nonsense will go on forever

Granted, it goes on the word forever.

I wish that this wish would not be manipulated in a negative way.