Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but I push it back.

I wish for coffee.

Granted but the price of coffee has risen 1,000,000,000% due to a recent shortage

I wish i was good at this game.

Granted, but I'm better.

I wish for less boredom.

Granted, it's replaced with knives in your eyes.

I wish that when I die, it would be in a heroic way.

Granted. But no one will ever know, actually they'll think you were a monster.

I wish for a soda.

Granted but there is no cup to hold it in.

I wish I could go to space.

Granted, you go with no suit of course.

I wish for a bigger bedroom.

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Granted, you go with no suit of course.

I wish for a bigger bedroom.

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Granted, the room is huge, filled with all sorts of awesome things. At least you reckon so, there's no door to get into it.

I wish I win at any competition.

Granted, but you lose at all the others.

I wish for Anarchy in the UK.

Granted but its in the form of music and not politics

I wish for more :gopher:.

Granted, but they kill you.

I wish for a big peanut.

Granted but the peanut overlord himself steals it.

I wish for more shade.

Granted but the shade overlord himself steals it :kz:

I wish for the Console Wars.

Granted but it was already granted meaning you just wasted time wishing for it instead of posting.

I wish for a patch of cloth...

Granted, but it sucks you into a black hole.

I wish for doughnuts.

Granted, you get 6 dozens of nuts covered in dough.

I wihs taht i didtn havve soo meny typpos.

granted, but mow everyone else in the world has typos

I wish for the ps4 already

granted, but you bought it off of craigslist and I think we all know what that means..

I wish I wasn't thirsty right now.

Granted but now you're starving

I wish my homework was done correctly.

Granted, but you lost it.
I wish to find one of my Vita memory cards (those things are tiny, man)