Corrupt Wishes

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

Granted, but it's the anime that your signature's from, and you must have a staring contest with that guy

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I would LOVE to live in the world of One Piece

(Back on topic) Granted, but...well...now you're horrendously ugly.

I wish I could have all of FreeAim's handsomeness.

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Originally Posted by ShadowArcticWolf

I would LOVE to live in the world of One Piece

(Back on topic) Granted, but...well...now you're horrendously ugly.

I wish I could have all of FreeAim's handsomeness.

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Granted. No harmful side this time. I'm waiting in the bed, all for you.

I wish that I could snap my fingers.

Granted, but you can't do anything else anymore, you live your life on a wheelchair, snapping.

I wish that everyone accepts me.

Granted, but they accept you as a murderer.

I wish that this wish wouldn't be corrupted in some way.

Granted, but you just wasted your wish on something completely unnecessary.

I wish I was rich.

Granted, but it's Monopoly money.

I wish you would have posted in "If this is the answer, what is the question?".

Granted, but he deleted the post after he posted it.

I wish that I am the king of this world and dimension, forever!

Granted, but without a queen, you have no power or status.

I wish I was a little more dark and brooding.

Granted, but you are no longer handsome.

I wish I could skip my science project.

Granted, but EXCUSE YOU I AM ALWAYS HANDSOME you die.

I wish I could do "tfw no gf" jokes again.

Granted, but you're not funny anymore to anyone.

I wish that I get a dragon without any corrupt wish effects.

Granted. However, since you didn't specialize the nature of the dragon, there is about 99.99% probability that it will resume to eat you.

I wish I got three wishes.

Granted, they were my wishes. :3

I wish I wish I was a fish.

Granted, but you're a goldfish 1000 miles away from the nearest body of water. You then slowly suffocate as the blazing sun scalds your scales.

I wish I could speak Japanese fluently.

Granted, but you can never again grasp any other language.

I wish that I lived to see the explosion of the sun.

Granted, but you're caught in the explosion. Far enough to avoid instant vaporization, but close enough to watch your skin and muscle slowly peel off of your bones.

I wish I had max rep on LBPC.

Granted, but your reputation everywhere else is so low that people wants to lynch you.

I wish that I am the best in everything.

Granted, but in your greed you want more. It's a never-ending cycle of dissatisfaction.

I wish I wouldn't have to be subjected to Frozen anymore. It's awesome, but I've had enough.

Granted, but you are subjected to Happy Feet.

I wish that I'm a hero.

Granted, but you're the Hero of Hyrule. Which also means you can't talk.

I wish this forum stopped having technical issues.