Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but now everything else in this world will have technical issues everyday.

I wish nothing can stop me.

Granted, but then you created a paradox which destroyed all of existence except your unstoppability. Now you're alone and sad.

I wish I could finish my levels more quickly.

Granted, but your inspirations and motivations won't last long anymore.

I wish more people would play these forum games more.

Granted, but then they yell at you for your grammar.

I wish I were more popular in LBP.

Granted. Now all of your hearters watch you carefully, and if you make one mistake, they unheart you. Also, the rising of popularity of your profile, trolls, and goblins, and copiers, and so forth bug you and advertise their levels like mad.

I wish this thread could be changed to saying the positives of a wish!

Granted, but everyone who wishes for the wish knows the plus side of the wish already, leading people answer to the previous wish only with: Granted.

I wish that nothing will upset me.

Granted, but now you won't be fazed if you get seriously hurt, leading to a big risk of not having injuries treated.

I wish no paradoxes result from this wish being corrupted.

Granted, but your wish doesn't exist.

I wish that I can control who dies and who lives.

Granted, but it's all run by a tiny control panel on which it's very easy to make mistakes.

I wish that everyone always used proper grammar.

Granted, but now everyone has their own proper grammar and nobody knows which really is proper grammar.

I wish that I am perfect in every way.

Granted, but you are constantly disappointed that no one else is close to perfect, making you sad.

I wish I were better at game logic in LBP.

Granted, but you are so bad in basics now that it takes hours to find the right tools.

I wish that my next wish which I will wish someday can not be corrupted.

Granted, but then you broke the rules to the forum game.

I wish I could more consistently upload YTPs.

Granted, but an evil host starts to stalk your activity and deletes your videos right after you've uploaded them.

I wish this is the wish which was mentioned before and I will get the perfect hot chocolate.

Granted, but you spilled the perfect hot chocolate.

I wish my computer had more memory.

Granted, but your computer can't handle it and it tilts.

I wish that there's always someone helping me.

Granted, but they never help enough and you can't get any additional help.

I wish I didn't have to pay for my house.

Granted, but now you have to pay for those who pays for your house.

I wish that I can do whatever I want.

Granted, but now you are bored and spoiled.

I wish it was not mainly just you two playing the forum games.

Granted, but now so many people play them it's impossible not to get sniped.

I wish this site were more active.