Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but rest-of-the-life homework is a thing now.

I wish homework didn't exist.

Granted, but now you forget everything you learned. And you have a test.

I wish school were less stressful.

Granted, but now the jobs are way more stressful than before.

I wish school wouldn't last long.

Granted, but you have more homework.

I wish we would stop talking about school.

Granted, but school is getting closer.

I wish I'll become a Keyblade Master.

Granted, but it's tiny and it can only open doors.

I wish TenebrisNemo's Keyblade were big enough to use.

Granted, but the keyblade is just a big key without any magical effects. :(

I wish I can do magic.

Granted, but the only magic you can do is changing something's size...by a few atoms.

I wish I could do useful magic.

Granted, but you don't have mana.

I wish for a spellbook and a mana fountain.

Granted, but you accidentally burn your spellbook with one of your spells.

I wish I could think of a good wish to be corrupted.

Granted, but the wish is about government and it's already corrupted.

I wish corruption didn't exist.

Granted, but then this game wouldn't exist.

I wish I had a larger vocabulary so I could use shorter replacements for longer strings of words.

Granted, but finding the right words takes too much time for you.

I wish I could control time.

Granted, but everything you do changes life entirely, and everyone knows you're the only time lord, so they blame you.

I wish I didn't have to sleep as much at night to feel awake.

Granted, but you are a game character now and sleep only when you have injuries. Days feels long and nights even longer.

I wish that LBP has a Massive Multiplayer section.

Granted, but then every game lags to an unplayable state.

I wish the forum would recognize "situational" and "meds" as words (try typing them in, the site says they're misspelled).

Granted, but the forum recognizes them as words in another language. (site also says neighbourhood is mispelled.)

I wish I could stop using internet whenever I want.

Granted, but afterward you're unable to use it ever again.

I wish my favorite pop songs were played more.

Granted, but people on radio still talks while the song is playing.

I wish metal isn't expected to be satanism.

Granted, but now it's expected to be for young children.

I wish school wouldn't take so much time out of your day.