Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but the wish only affected the people in the government and they have never been poor.

I wish that everyone in the world had enough food for living.

Granted, but it all tastes awful.

I wish I could say mildly vulgar stuff here without being censored and/or warned.

Granted, but you get banned for 1 day each time you say something vulgar.

I wish it didn't take so much time to play all forum games.

Granted, but I stop playing and you're alone. 8)

I wish we had more smileys that had the same message as 8), 8D, :hero:, and :arg:.

Granted, they exists but everyone has forgotten what did they look like and what was the right code for them.

I wish there is more GIF smileys.

Granted, but they're still images. :hero:

I wish someone else would post here.

Granted, but he doesn't play the game and posts something irrelevant.

I wish it would be possible to thank posts in Forum Games.

Granted, but no one notices it's there.

I wish JoshJepson would win all of the versuses.

Granted, but no-one on the internet will know about it.

I wish I could get anything I want for 1 day.

Granted, but you were asleep the whole time.

I wish someone else would ban this post.

Granted, but that someone else also bans your account from this forum for 20 years.

I wish for more RPG themed packs in LBP.

Granted, but they're WAY overpriced.

I wish I could make more money.

Granted, but everything else costs more money than before.

I wish for superpowers.

Granted, but you no longer need to use them.

I wish TenebrisNemo would stop bragging about his superpowers.

Granted, but now he brags about his achievements.

I wish I had more time to do things.

Granted, but by "things" you mean Twitter. :hatsack:

I wish LBPCentral would stop randomly removing text I put in.

Granted, but now it removes entire posts you put in.

I wish people would realize that not everyone uses twitter.

Granted, but now no one uses Twitter but you.

I wish manual pencil sharpeners actually worked.

Granted, but the pencils won't work anymore.

I wish for Deathnote.

Granted, but it's Death Note. :hatsack:

I wish there were Smash 4 local tournaments near me.