Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but you get sucked into a fire extinguisher. 8D

I wish for true love.

Granted, but it's with a rock.

I wish I could find true love with a human.

Granted, but it's with FREEAIM. 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D



I wish for less free time.

Granted, but you also have less lifetime.

I wish for true love with a girl of my age.

Granted, but she skeletonized.



I wish for nothing.

...Granted, but it's actually something that you have to highlight.

I wish Sir monacle were no longer living in a vending machine. Mars was better.

Granted, but i'm now stuck in a vending machine on mars..... Help.



I wish I could breathe.

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I wish people actually wished for things which they didn't already have/could do before.

Granted, but they started to over think.

I wish be better at Tetris.

Granted, but you're terrible at everything else.



I wish the internet wasn't so isolating...

Granted, but now you don't have internet, social life takes over.

I wish that my next wish can not be corrupted in any way possible.

Granted, but you ripped a black hole in your own house with that paradox.

I wish I had telekinesis.

Granted, but you can't use it because you don't have any mana.

I wish I had mana.

Granted, but you're still hungry

but now you have no Hit points....



I wish I had a wish.

Granted, but you lost an arm for it.

I wish I would be more productive.

Granted, but you're too productive that you're unable to stop.



I wish this wish had no possible outcome what-so-ever.

Granted, but you already wasted it.

I wish I would be in Middle Earth.

Granted, but you burn in molten lava, should of been more precise.....




I wish I was a retired racing legend.... With a racing car....

Granted, but everyone remembers you as the worst driver ever and you will die alone in your rusty car.

I wish for dark powers.

Granted, but your son kills you.



I wish for a movie cliché to happen