Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but now you are always wishing for it and it never comes true.

I wish I'm faster to do things.

Granted, but you're sanic fast and die.



I wish for nothing...

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I wish that Sir monacle wishes for something.

Granted, but that 'something' is nothing.




I wish for sweet oxygen.

Granted, but your palate is completely gone.

I wish Sir monacle would step up his game.

Granted, but you step down a notch.



I wish I was almighty powerful and had the ability to go backwards and forwards in time, at my own will!

Granted, but the ability is hard to control so as you go forward in time, you also grow old instantly and turn into dust.

I wish I would actually see that happening.

Granted, but it's your fault that torture websites exist.



I wish upon a star.

Granted, but the star is the Sun and it approaches toward you, destroying the Earth.

I wish I had LittleBigPlanet powers.

Granted, but now you no longer have breathing powers.

I wish that we could finally get some snow that sticks. It's almost Christmas!

Granted, but it comes after Christmas. :hero:

I wish world wasn't so messed up.

Granted, but now it's so clean that everything is slippery.

I wish I could find a cheap program like Flash.

Granted, but you can't use it.

I wish I'm the best.

Granted, but now you're the worst at being bad, so paradoxes.

I wish I were better at Smash Bros.

Granted, but you're worse in Internet Surfing.

I wish there would be a portal to another fantasy dimension.

Granted, but it's the dimension where you're dead.

I wish TenebrisNemo would stop eating his lollipop.

Granted, but now you are eating it.

I wish a good 2016 for everyone.

Granted, but it's not good at all.

I wish no corruption can affect me.

Granted, but everyone else has it and you still can't live normally.

I wish "normal" had a shared connotation.

Granted, but nobody uses the word "normal" anymore.

I wish I had the super power to be asleep and wake up whenever I want.