Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but they now have terrible graphics.

I wish I had TenebrisNemo's lollipop. 8)

Granted... But... I'd stay well away from Teenbrisnemo from now on....



I wish I was safe from Teenbrisnemo's rage.

Granted, but you are lying dead at that point.

I wish people wouldn't assume me as a grumpy mass murderer.

Granted, but people now assume you to be a terrifyingly mad decapitator.



I wish I had my own tea company and the tea wouldn't be great. But it'd be okay.

Granted, but the company isn't successful in tea market and it has lead to bankrupt.

I wish I had every Sir monacle plushie in the world.

Granted, but they sort-of creep you out and production never stops, so right now, you're drowning in tons of 'em.


I wish I was invulnerable to sarcasm.

Granted, but you are now retardant to emotion.

I wish my friend could've made it to my birthday party.

Granted, but he was a real party pooper. 8)

I wish Forum Games would be part of the experience system.

Granted, but it takes a million posts to get 1 EXP. 8)

I wish I could make real roller coasters.

Granted, but it's reeeeaaaaly unprofessional. No, seriously, it's going to collapse.



I wish I was oblivious to pain.

Granted, but you lean yourself on a hot stove, and since you can't feel that it's hot, you will die.

Granted, but now that you can talk again, you lose your tongue because of cancer.

I wish I could cure myself from injury and sickness whenever I want.

(I swear I put a wish in. I think I had a video playing in the background while I was posting here...)

Granted, but now you get hurt or sick all the time.

I wish I would remember to finish my posts.

Granted, but you don't remember to post.



I wish I had a light snack.

Granted, but it lights you up when you eat it and you burn to death.

I wish people would be more polite.

Granted, but they do so by lending money from your bank account to others.

I wish I had someone to play Portal with.

Granted, but there person sure isn't helpful.



I wish rocks would stop falling.

Granted, but now they are going upwards to the outer space.

I wish my brothers would actually be helpful.

Granted, but now they help you with everything. Everything.

I wish for a glass of water.

Granted, but you spill the glass of water.

I wish I can't get too fat by anything.