Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but you can't see GameGrumps anymore because it's not allowed in your country.

I wish "The video is not allowed in your country" didn't exist in YouTube.

Granted, but the stuff isn't pretty...


I wish I could post more videos per day.

Granted, but YouTube removes them for being too dark.

I wish Sir monacle would stop threatening people with his gun.

Granted, but he now uses his gun to destroy your house.

I wish I had more time to post here.

Granted, but now you have no time to do ANYTHING else.


I wish I had a hoopy the hoop mug.

Granted, but now you have to explain that joke to everyone.

I wish the Game Grumps were more consistently hilarious.

Granted, but you laughed so hard, you wet your-self and it was socially awkward.



I wish I was immune to everything. EVERYTHING.

Granted, but you're immune to oxygen which makes you choke to death.

I wish I had the Death Note.

Granted, but then you die.

I wish I weren't so oblivious to other games.

Granted, but now you have Alzheimer's disease.

I wish there's a cure for cancer.

Granted, but it doesn't work for you.

I wish I could make better Mario Maker levels.

Granted, but you can't save them.

I wish there would be longer holidays.

granted, but you now have a shorter life-span.


I wish that wasn't important.

Granted, but now "that" is important.

I wish I'm immortal.

Granted, but everyone else dies now.

I wish I could meet the Game Grumps.

Granted, but they're dead. 8)

I wish I was considered as god and everyone would obey me.

Granted, but you're an evil god that leads the world to its doom.

I wish I were a good god.

Granted, but you're Prometheus, who gives the gift of fire to man, by stealing one of Zeus's lightning bolts, as punishment, you get chained to a rock, forever pecked by birds, and because you're a god, your limbs grew back, every time they painfully pecked you, your limbs would regenerate....


I wish I had a never-ending supply of bananas...

Granted, but gorillas find out that you have unlimited supply of bananas and they strike you down and live at your house, eating bananas to the very end of days.

I wish to become a hero.

Granted, but your super power is eating.



I wish I could jump extremely high.