Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but that's your only method of movement.

I wish I were better at animating.

Granted, but you can only animate using Source Film Maker.


I wish everything was free.

Granted, but the world's economy is corrupt, leading to eternal war.

I wish I could stop having to take Language Arts.

Granted, but when you stop you'll be forced to do it again and again.

I wish studying would be easier.

Granted, but the tests themselves are surprisingly hard.

I wish Avi would be a guest in Game Grumps.

Granted, but he never showed up.

I wish I could do some magic.

Granted, but you can only do the Imperius Curse.

I wish I would follow through on my promises.

Granted, but you no longer follow up on favours.


I wish I had an easy-to-cook microwaveable meal.

Granted, but it tastes like plastic.

I wish people would stop hating each other because of religion.

Granted, but now they hate each other because of their names.

I wish Game Grumps would only make commercials. They make commercials an art.

Granted, but nobody isn't watching them anymore because of it.

I wish every time I read the word "Game Grumps" I get 5 €.

Granted, but they stop making videos.

I wish I weren't so obviously addicted to the Grumps.

Granted, but now you're doing meth.

I wish life was easier.

Granted, but now you have no YouTube.

I wish my corruptions actually applied.

Granted, but you are dead before you could make any corruptions.

I wish every time someone corrupts my wish, I get 10 more years to live.

Granted, but each of those ten years is extremely painful.

I wish people would stop liking "Hello". It's a terrible song!

Granted, but now "Farewell" is known everywhere and the rate of murders & suicides have risen.

I wish for a winter which would last for 3 years.

Granted, but you now live in Antarctica.

I wish I had an infinite supply of Reese's.

Granted, but you're allergic to chocolate now.

I wish I'm the best.

Granted, but everyone else is envious and starts rioting.

I still wish I could always have full energy without needing to sleep.