Granted, but everyone thinks you're a vampire and stakes you to death.
I wish for immortality.
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Granted, but everyone thinks you're a vampire and stakes you to death.
I wish for immortality.
Granted, but you have to be Sir_monacle. 8D
I wish Sir_monacle hadn't misspelled "monocle" in his username.
Granted, but now he misspelled "sir".
I wish I can wake up whenever I want.
Granted, but you are constantly tired.
I wish I liked burgers.
Granted, but now you live an unhealthy life as a fat man.
I wish I can eat anything without getting any harmful effects from the food.
Granted, but you aren't ever satisfied with what you eat.
I wish someone else would beat ZeRo in Sm4sh.
Granted, but that someone else is Donald Trump. 8D
I wish Donald wasn't so terrible.
Granted, but "Donald" is Donald Duck. 8D
I wish everyone had enough food to live.
Granted, but the food is in the 1st world.
I wish I'll rule the afterlife.
Granted, but you become corrupt and everyone alive takes extra measures to prolong their lives.
I wish I could stop taking Language Arts ever.
Granted, but you're taking Toilet Arts now.
I wish for a jar of dirt.
Granted, but you're forced to eat it.
I wish I didn't have a history test today.
Granted, but now you have a fight of death today.
I wish for servants.
Granted, but they start a riot.
I wish I could Golden Hammer "Clear Classic on 9.0 without losing a life".
Granted, but you can't do anything else anymore.
I wish I could beat Bed of Chaos on 1st try, annihilate Minerva, parry every invader and find the mafia.
Granted, but you still haven't learned to walk.
I wish no paradoxes would result in banning this wish.
Granted, but now you have a brain cancer.
I wish connection wasn't such an idiot.
Granted, but now everyone you connect with is.
I wish you hadn't made me think which forum games I like most by posting in so many.
Granted, but now I made you throw up for 10* minutes straight.
I wish for refreshment.
Granted, but it's your least favorite drink.
I wish I wasn't put in certain advanced classes because of scheduling issues.