Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but now you've been put in certain advanced school because of it.

I wish for a Metal Gear for my own use.

Granted, but it self-destructs if you do anything without authorization for each action.

I wish that stupid Classic 9.0 w/o Dying challenge would go screw off.

Granted, but it went to screw off in your bedroom for eternity. 8)

I wish we could create portals to different fantasy dimensions.

Granted, but you can only create them on moon dust surfaces.

I wish I had a Portal gun that worked on most surfaces.

Granted, but government takes it away from you before you can use it.

I wish I can sleep in peace every night.

Granted, but you're constantly tired.

I wish I would stay true to my mains.

Granted, but you won't stay true to your will to live.

I wish jet fuel can melt steel beams.

Granted, but what does that accomplish?

I wish I would just buckle down and edit videos.

Granted, but what does that accomplish?

I wish my brother would stop playing so loudly during the night.

Granted, but you still can't sleep, and now there's nothing interesting to hear.

I wish Arin were good at video games.

Granted, but now he's in coma for the rest of his life.

I wish Kellan wouldn't be such a sad person.

Granted, but now he constantly pesters you.

I wish I knew what you were talking about.

Granted, but you don't know what everyone else is talking about anymore.

I wish I had time for everything I wanted to do.

Granted, but you suddenly want absolutely nothing.

I wish Brandon Turner had more time for animations.

Granted, but now he doesn't have time to publish them.

I wish I would never be tired.

Granted, but you get terrible grades.

I wish Jigglypuff were somewhat good in Smash 4.

Granted, but its too OP and everyone uses it to win easily.

I wish I could hold on to my promises.

Granted, but you promise something awful when you're out of your right mind.

I wish more people would realize how BS certain subjects are.

Granted, but then they changed them to pure torture.

I wish people wouldn't be so aggressive.

Granted, but now they're so passive that nothing gets done.

I wish there would be another episode of Guest Grumps.