Granted, but they all target your wishes without remorse. 8)
I wish I could sleep peacefully every night.
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Granted, but they all target your wishes without remorse. 8)
I wish I could sleep peacefully every night.
Granted, but all your waking hours are torturous.
I wish teachers would notice how much 5 pages is.
Granted, but they won't notice what the right answer is.
I wish I didn't have responsibilities.
Granted, but now you feel a lack of fulfillment in your life.
I wish I didn't have to learn about every single Literature era ever.
Granted, but now you have to learn about every single toilet era ever.
I wish I could read other people's minds.
Granted, but they aren't thinking about much.
I wish I knew who the true villain was.
Granted, but at the moment you know it, you die.
I wish I had Fume Sorcerer Boots.
Granted, but you're in the wrong game.
I wish all ads were made how Game Grumps make theirs.
Granted, but now adblock is everywhere.
I wish there would be a perfect map from Earth.
Granted, but the map is made of infrared material.
I wish more celebrities would be down to earth.
Granted, but also all the celebrities from the below are back on earth.
I wish I had a new avatar and signature.
Granted, but it's mine. 8D
I wish Autocorrect were more helpful.
Granted, but you have to pay 1$ every time it autocorrects something.
I wish this game would load faster.
Granted, but it loads incompletely.
I wish this would stay forever. 8D
Granted, but you need 4 Lord Souls so it will stay like this forever.
I wish I didn't have these pictures.
Granted, but that would require you losing all your bones.
I wish Drew Carey would return to Whose Line is it Anyway?.
Granted, but he's a vegetable now.
I wish I didn't have hiccup.
Granted, but the character from 'How to train your dragon' stars a new character called burp.
I wish I was on this forum.
Granted, but that's not really special.
I wish I could have stolen TenebrisNemo's avatar and signature instead of Sir monacle's.
Granted, but you gotta pay 50$.
Spoiler - Pay 50$?
I wish I had many servants.