Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but you're the god of war that everyone hates.

I put Mario's cap inside the machine.

Uhh... L1N3R1D3R? haha, I think you were playing the vending machine game xD. But anyways, granted, but a hundred luigi caps fly out of the machine xD

I wish I could conquor the world.

Granted, but I must be your top advisor. 8D

I wish I could play the correct forum game. *facepalm*

Granted, but game over, man, game over.

I wish I could put some nasty presents into gurren's and L1N3R1D3R's homes.

Granted, but they backfire and kill you instead.

I wish people would stop playing the pronoun game.

Granted, but now they play the Russian Roulette.

I wish I'm the best.

Granted, but that means the best at failing. :D

DYA Fail and Recovery?

Granted, but now you're the new Sir monacle.

I wish L1N3R1D3R would come back to normal.

Granted, if being Sir monacle is normal.

I wish I could just look at the name of the forum game.

Granted, but you don't know how to human anymore.































































































































































































































I wish threads would stay serious.

Granted, but then Nemo had to **** it up.

I wish I could win Smash tournaments.

Granted, but then Meta Knight had to **** it up.

I wish we could talk like gentlemen.

Granted, but then cuss words had to **** it up.

I wish I knew how to drive.

Granted, but your sudden ADHD had to **** it up.

I wish I had a jar of dirt.

Granted, but then worms had to **** it up.

I wish things would stop ****ing other things up.

Granted, but then someone else had to **** it up.

I wish school would be already over.

Granted, but you can't get any jobs.

I wish I had enough money to get myself a car on top of driver's ed.

Granted, but the money was fake and you're in jail for many years.

I wish I already had job experience so I would gain access to get job experience.

Granted, but the infinite loop confuses you to death.

I wish job experience were as easy to get as video game experience.

Granted, but now you require 100 year experience at the age of 20.

I wish I'm a happy little hobbit who lives in the Shire.