Granted, but everyone secretly hates you.
I wish my pen would work.
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Granted, but everyone secretly hates you.
I wish my pen would work.
Granted, but you can't write.
I wish for cut off baby hands.
Granted, but then you get arrested.
I wish I could escape from my house.
Granted, but you can't escape from the murderer.
I wish L1N3R1D3R didn't have secrets.
Granted, but you now know things you didn't want to. 8D
I wish I knew how to make the custom powerup I want.
Granted, but then you die.
I wish L1N3R1D3R is my servant in life and death.
Granted, but you serve me in the afterlife.
I wish there was only a good afterlife.
Granted, but it's a DLC and you can only buy it if you have 10 000 followers and have played certain games.
I wish I had a job with decent salary.
Granted, but it's working for me. 8D
I wish Nemo knew that I have almost 900 subscribers on YouTube right now.
Granted, but Nemo Senpai won't still notice you.
I wish L1N3R1D3R has the most famous YouTube channel in the world.
Granted, but I stole all your popularity in the process.
I wish me leveling up to level 42 were known worldwide.
Granted, but then you got assassinated because of the threat to end the world.
I wish superheroes exists.
Granted, but Earth is caught in the crossfire.
I wish Adobe Premiere Pro weren't so expensive.
Granted, but now creating a video costs you 1 million euros.
I wish I'm a water bender.
Granted, but you can't bend anything else, even a piece of paper.
I wish more people would visit these forum games.
Granted, but they break the rules all the time.
I wish for some delicious pizza.
Granted, but you must wear it as your only clothing.
I wish I could get that mental image out of my head.
Granted, but then I visit your room at midnight with that clothing while dancing around and singing opera.
I wish I wouldn't get to jail after that.
Granted, but you instead lose all your possessions.
I wish everyone would watch Joe Santagato, a freaking hilarious YouTuber.
Granted, but then he is not funny anymore when the fame gets into his head.
I wish that wouldn't happen.