Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but it happens to every other celebrity.

I wish I had mac and cheese all the time.

Granted, but that's the only food you will eat for the rest of your life.

I wish someone liked my creations.

Granted, but millions of people hate them, too.

I wish people would tolerate "inappropriate" talk more.

Granted, but then more people commit suicide.

I wish I wasn't busy buying food for old people

Granted, but now you have to buy food for every celebrity.

I wish I could finish my video more quickly.

Granted, but then it gets removed from YouTube once you've uploaded it.

I wish for a tasty burger.

Granted, but it has tasteless poison inside of it.

I wish I won't forget to bring anything for my road trip.

Granted, but you forgot how to road trip.

I wish I could do something like that. :(

Granted, but you have to return the next day.

I wish my friend would accept dirty jokes. He's way too innocent at the moment.

Granted, but then you can not stand his gruesome jokes.

I wish someone would help me.

Granted, but it's Donald Trump.

I wish I could get my activity back up to its previous state.

Granted, but then you get banned.

I wish I die gloriously.

Granted, but you still aren't remembered.

I wish the team I "cheer for" weren't so bad this year.

Granted, but then they got assassinated.

I wish I have lots of €uros.

Granted, but I cut them all into pieces.

I wish I had a large, crumbly blueberry muffin like the one I had on my vacation.

Granted, but it crumbles in your hands.

I wish my PC wouldn't randomly decide to do idiotic things that make no sense.

Granted, but it has a weird processing software.

I wish I could stop riding my sled.

Granted, but then you vanish from existence.

I wish people would wake up when they have to.

Granted, but they are eternally sleepy.

I wish my house wasn't infested with little kids that aren't related to me.

Granted. Now it's full of little kids which are related to you.

I wish I can control time.