Granted, but you can only control it my fast forwarding to your premature death.
I wish I was an innocent little boy.
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Granted, but you can only control it my fast forwarding to your premature death.
I wish I was an innocent little boy.
Granted, but then you don't exist anymore.
I wish I had the Death Note.
Granted, but it makes you die instead.
I wish I would just work on my video and not be distracted.
Granted, but then you forgot to eat and die.
I wish my teeth would stay healthy and clean forever.
Granted, but you must sacrifice all your electronics to do so.
I wish people will come to my party.
Granted, but they will break your electronics. 8)
I wish I could punch people over the internet.
Granted, but you can only punch your friends.
I wish I could remove Trump from the election without consequences.
Granted, but then Hillary becomes the president and the result is the same.
I wish I'm the very best.
Granted, but you can not catch 'em all.
I wish Bernie Sanders will win the election.
Granted, but then he stalks you everyday.
I wish people on the election would realize how stupid they are.
Granted, but that doesn't stop them from running.
I wish people on the election would return to the jobs they had before their campaigns. Trump was a great actor!
Granted, but then Deez Nuts won the election.
I wish gingers had souls.
Granted, but their souls are evil.
I wish Nemo would stop discriminating.
Granted, but his servants did not.
I wish Voldemort would have "saved" the world.
Granted, but everyone else in the world had to die in the process.
I wish I could meet Chip Esten.
Granted, but you get blind before meeting him.
I wish the vacation would last longer.
Granted, but it's full of forced photo ops.
I wish diseases weren't a thing.
Granted, but now insta-killing sicknesses takes their place.
I wish I had the stuff I needed for the trip.
Granted, but I'm one of those things.
I wish I had an air conditioner that could set a specific temperature and not be noisy.
Granted, but toxic gas is also included.
I still wish I had the power to control time.