Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but you can only control it my fast forwarding to your premature death.

I wish I was an innocent little boy.

Granted, but then you don't exist anymore.

I wish I had the Death Note.

Granted, but it makes you die instead.

I wish I would just work on my video and not be distracted.

Granted, but then you forgot to eat and die.

I wish my teeth would stay healthy and clean forever.

Granted, but you must sacrifice all your electronics to do so.

I wish people will come to my party.

Granted, but they will break your electronics. 8)

I wish I could punch people over the internet.

Granted, but you can only punch your friends.

I wish I could remove Trump from the election without consequences.

Granted, but then Hillary becomes the president and the result is the same.

I wish I'm the very best.

Granted, but you can not catch 'em all.

I wish Bernie Sanders will win the election.

Granted, but then he stalks you everyday.

I wish people on the election would realize how stupid they are.

Granted, but that doesn't stop them from running.

I wish people on the election would return to the jobs they had before their campaigns. Trump was a great actor!

Granted, but then Deez Nuts won the election.

I wish gingers had souls.

Granted, but their souls are evil.

I wish Nemo would stop discriminating.

Granted, but his servants did not.

I wish Voldemort would have "saved" the world.

Granted, but everyone else in the world had to die in the process.

I wish I could meet Chip Esten.

Granted, but you get blind before meeting him.

I wish the vacation would last longer.

Granted, but it's full of forced photo ops.

I wish diseases weren't a thing.

Granted, but now insta-killing sicknesses takes their place.

I wish I had the stuff I needed for the trip.

Granted, but I'm one of those things.

I wish I had an air conditioner that could set a specific temperature and not be noisy.

Granted, but toxic gas is also included.

I still wish I had the power to control time.