Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but then he wished for a wish which made everyone turn into lollipops, including himself.

I wish for lots of Domino cookies.

Granted, but they're filled with poison.

I wish I had time to post on all of these instead of just my favorites.

Granted, but you can not type anymore.

I wish I had motivation, energy and a laptop which actually works.

Granted, but it still fails to make a decent essay,

I wish I could choose which retro tracks made it into the next Mario Kart.

Granted, but other people think they're crappy and hunt you down.

I wish for 1 000 000 €

Granted, but you have to use it to pay for Donald Trump's tax debt.

I wish I could play games with ChilledChaos.

Granted, but you can only play Big Rigs together.

I wish for a laptop that actually works.

Granted, but Donald Trump buys it from you.

I wish my activity were higher.

Granted, but then admins ban you for having more than 101% activity.

I wish my little brother isn't such a pain in my head.

Granted, but he punches you in the gut instead.

I wish Nemo knew that I wrote that previous post when I was only at 85% activity and not 99.9%.

Granted, but the admins still ban you for having more than 101% activity.

I wish L1N3R1D3R knew how corrupt wishes work.

Granted, but now I know more than you do, even about yourself.

I wish I didn't have major homework over his long weekend.

Granted, but then you have a major disaster which causes America to explode.

I wish L1N3R1D3R's grammar was as perfect as he wishes it to be.

Granted, but now I can't learn to laugh at my mistakes, and I become a jerk to you.

I wish I had all the ice cream.

Granted, but then you get into jail for stealing all the world's ice creams for 99 years.

I wish my body would stay healthy as long as I am alive.

Granted, but you steal the healthiness from starving children.

I wish I could have inspiration to write my stupid essay.

Granted, but you get F anyway.

I wish I have lots of money to live the rest of my life without work.

Granted, but you become Donald Trump.

I wish I could have a gaming chair.

Granted, but you are invalid and can't do anything.

I wish I could control lighting.

Granted, but every tiny change you make kills a loved one.

I wish there weren't so many political ads attacking other candidates.