Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but now the ads are killing civilians.

I wish I could heal any injury.

Granted, but the wounds transfer to your own body.

I wish this thread were called "Rain on your parade".

Granted, but then you get mugged every night after that.

I wish I'm L1N3R1D3R.

Granted, but you procrastinate every day.

I wish my teacher would understand that I don't think like he does.

Granted, but now you think like a zombie.

I wish I could visit the capital on Wednesday.

Granted, but you visit the capital of some poor African country.

I wish I had enough time to make a 1000 subscriber special.

Granted, but then you lose those subscribers instantly.

I wish for plums.

Granted, but Michael Rosen steals them immediately.

I wish I could maintain normal energy levels without having to sleep.

Granted, but you have to spent your lifetime on a wheelchair.

i WISH IT'S CONSIDERED NORMAL TO HAVE SMALL LETTERS AS BIG AND BIG LETTERS AS SMALL.

Granted, but no one else uses it, so you still look weird.

I wish I could play Mega Man X.

Granted, but you must give up your organic body and live as a cyborg.

I wish I got the power!

Granted, but you got the power to kill an ant.

I wish my ukulele didn't sound like crap.

Granted, its silent now.

I wish to visit that island where people plays ukelele and party.

Granted, but it's my house. 8D

I wish you knew which island you were talking about so I could help you.

Granted, but you have to visit my house 1st. 8)

I wish for a corruption which also happened to everyone on LBPC.

Granted, but that includes you.

I wish there were some alternative to homework.

Granted, the alternative is working 16-hour shifts at an under-staffed Starbucks during the Christmas season.

I wish I didn't have to wait a week for the next episode of Dragon Ball Super.

Granted, but you don't have enough time to watch the constant stream of episodes.

I wish I knew how to rhetoric.

Granted, but you don't know how to do anything else.

I wish I didn't have to wait until February for Power Of The Daleks.

Granted, but you lose your obsession with Doctor Who.

I wish I knew the source of Robo4900's signature.