Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but you're transported to 1940's Germany, converted to Judaism. The one sad thing you can't avoid!

WDYDW the United States is becoming more and more screwed every day?

Grab popcorn and watch from afar! :hero:

WDYDW Russia takes advantage from the situation and conquers the world?

Be glad it's not Trump.

WDYDW everything is a palindrome? ?emordnilap a si gnihtyreve WDYDW

Wonder if this is real life or just fantasy. .ysatnaf tsuj ro efil laer si siht fi rednoW

WDYDW I just got Emrakul?

Be fake excited.

I wish we could actually treat this thread as Corrupt Wishes.

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WDYDW I shoot people?

Shoot you for not following the rules.

I wish 20 year old Nemo weren't so rebellious.

Granted, but he will shoot you anyways.

I wish L1N3R1D3R didn't confuse me.

Granted, but I confuse everyone you know.

I wish I could just forget that one of my classes existed.

Granted, but you also forget how to breath and then you die.

I wish I am the winner of every forum game!

Granted, but then the rules of this forum game exist.

I wish I were as care-free as a cat.

Granted. Too bad you're in china.

I wish I could transform into a bird for as long as I want.

Granted, but you don't transform back into a human, but rather a rat.

I wish I didn't have to make up work for an absence that should have exempted me from the work.

Granted, but now you have to work all day as a slave.

I wish all my corruptions happened to somebody else in this forum.

Granted, but they're all on the administrator, who then bans you.

I wish I could stay home all day.

Granted, your legs and hands have been cut off.

I wish I can redo some little events in my daily life.

Granted, but one of them is adding the word "but" to the first sentence of that post.

I wish I could immediately go to college and only study the classes I like.

Granted, but you'll be stuck there for the rest of your life.

I wish for guidance.

Granted, but it's Palutena's Guidance, which doesn't help you.

I wish for numbers.

Granted, you're 9000 year old instantly and you go with the wind as dust.

I wish death isn't painful.