Granted, but you're forced to move to the United States. 8)
I wish Trump's inauguration weren't so soon.
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Granted, but you're forced to move to the United States. 8)
I wish Trump's inauguration weren't so soon.
Granted, but now it's so late that it's the wild west all over again.
I wish Senator Armstrong is the president of U.S.A.
Granted, but you're forced to stay in Finland.
I wish I could post here more often.
Granted, but you have to cut off one of your fingers when you post something.
I wish I'm a ghost.
Granted, but you must haunt African children.
I wish I were good enough at Smash to play it professionally.
Granted, but by "professionally" you're a fat sack in a basement with neither life nor social interaction.
I wish it wouldn't be so wet all the time.
Granted, but all the plants die.
I wish I had enough money to buy video games on a whim.
Granted, but then someone steals them from you within a few days.
I wish people aren't crazy.
Granted, but now no one is the president of the United States. 8)
I wish I had enough money to buy all the Steam games in my wishlist.
Granted, but your internet immediately gets disconnected
I wish I had a '32 Ford Coupe.
Granted, but you had it for 4 minutes before cops caught you and put you into jail.
I wish people are more original.
Granted, but carburetor.
I wish biorogue remembered that you can just use Steam on a laptop with any internet.
Granted, but then nobody remembers that you exist.
I wish that every bad thing in my life happened to L1N3R1D3R instead.
Granted, but all the good things from everyone's lives happens to me as compensation.
I wish I could see Donald Trump just for fun.
Granted, but now you live with him.
I wish I wasn't forced to do unnecessary things.
Granted, but you must manage your taxes for the rest of your life.
I wish my teachers wouldn't tell me how to learn.
Granted, now they force you to learn in the hardest of ways.
I wish people liked my cards.
Granted, but they love the other cards.
I wish I had remembered to charge my phone.
Granted, but you didn't remember to breathe and you die.
I wish everyone else have to breathe manually except me.
Granted, but you now live alone, causing much more depression than satisfaction.
I wish talk shows wouldn't run repeats.