Granted, but you're forced to take on the role so people don't notice.
I wish highly religious people wouldn't be so stuck up.
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Granted, but you're forced to take on the role so people don't notice.
I wish highly religious people wouldn't be so stuck up.
Granted. Now they're mass murderers.
I wish I can't be killed.
Granted, but now people make a religion off of you and all get killed for it.
I wish I would always remember to follow the rules.
Granted, but you cannot follow the law anymore and you get into jail and beaten to death by inmates.
I wish L1N3R1D3R is an immortal spooky skeleton.
Granted, bu--
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6-ZGAGcJrk
I wish I were immortal as an otherwise ordinary human.
You didn't define what is "ordinary", so now you're a mutant freak with giant ears. Now that's what I'd call ordinary!
If I'm the pope, and all religious people are mass murderers, doesn't that mean I'm a mass murderer?
If so, TeenbriskedNemo wished that he/she/whatever couldn't be killed, so I cannont kill he/she/demon...
I wish I could kill TenebrisNemo!
Granted, but when you kill me, I invade your body and soul and control you for the rest of your life.
I wish I could control people.
Granted, but you can only control people who are smarter than you, so you can't do anything about the White House.
I wish we could redo the election with Bernie Sanders instead of Hillary Clinton as the democratic nominee.
Granted, but then he gets a heart attack and Hillary goes into his place.
I wish I win all arguments.
Granted, but that includes the argument for your suicide in a year.
I wish Nemo realized that Trump won because Hillary was the democratic nominee.
Granted, but Nemo is a fictional fish from the film "finding Nemo", so it has no effect at all.
I wish... I wish I could go up there, one day, all the way up, and into earth, I'm sick of being here, in a fiction planet named Monoculous, the dimension of sir monacle. I wish I could start making sense. I wish I could wish for wishes. I wish I was less greedy. I swish I would stop doing this, as it is making no sense anymore. Help me.
Granted, but you have to do lots of work for it.
I wish we would stop with the suicide jokes.
Granted, bu--ALLAHU AKBAR!
I wish Sir monacle had correctly spelled his name when he changed it to remove the underscore.
Granted, but I somehow manage to die while doing it. I'm a ghost now. ooooOOOOOOooooh!
I wish I could hauunt people. OOOOOooooOOoohhh.
Granted, but then the Ghostbusters get you. The female ones.
I wish death is just a feeling.
Granted, but Hitler must be feeling things, I guess.
I wish Hitler would have just gotten accepted into the art school.
Wish granted, but he uses his "art" to lure people into gas tanks.
I wish I wasn't using comic sans.
Granted, but you still annoy people.
I wish you guys have Jesus.
Granted, but I am now the second coming of Jesus.
I wish I could step into churches without burning into flames.
Granted, but now you get burned by sunlight.
I wish Sir monacle would stop trolling.