Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but I survived. 8D

I wish I could get people to come to my parties.

Granted, but they destroy everything and steal all your money.




I wish I stole all of L1N3R1D3R's money.

Granted, but you get caught and you get into prison almost immediately.

I wish I could surf with a wave of keyblades in the air.

Granted, and nothing goes wrong. You become famous and rich for the rest of your life. Then you get bored. Wealth and fame does not bring happiness. People are always asking more from you, and your family members start to beg for your money. The despair of all this starts to kick in, leaving you to shy away from people, until your inevitable death.


I wish that paragraph was happier.

Granted, but then you're breaking the rules.

I wish Sir monacle would stop rebelling against the rules.

Granted, but then the rules start rebelling against the players.

I wish blood would be included in it.

Granted, but you die because it was obviously undercooked.




I wish I had the gold!

Granted, but I took it again from the vending machine.

I wish Sir monacle is a vegetable.

Granted, but now you have to drive the wheelchair.

I wish my mind weren't constantly full of offensive jokes.

Granted, but now it's full of poop.

I wish for lasagna.

Granted, but now you're Garfield.

I wish there were a single smart person in Trump's cabinet.

Granted, but he is an alternative fact now. Ouch.

Minä toivon että kukaan ei osaa enään kirjoittaa saatikka puhua.

Σύμφωνοι, αλλά τώρα αυτή η ιστοσελίδα δεν έχει νόημα.

I wish Nemo would stop speaking Finnish here.

Visst, men då börjar alla att prata på svenska.

Jag önskar att jag kunde tala bättre svenska.

Gitt, men nå snakker jeg norsk.

I wish we could stop this crazy nonsense.

Granted, but then we get into the never stopping wheel of nonsense!

I wish the sky is green all the time.

Granted, but that means there's always a huge storm nearby.

I wish the weather were always mild summer temperature.

Granted, but it throws everything out of balance, and farmers are no longer able to grow vegetables.




I wish I actually took the time to plan out this wish.

Granted, but you forgot to eat during that time and you starved to death.

I wish I would stop with the starvation jokes.

Granted, but you now start to say the "Yo' mamma!" jokes. Deer god have mercy on our souls.




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